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Title: Oh My Teacher
Length: one-shot
Author: Shin Seiryuu (Razra_Eizel)
Rating: PG
Genre: humor with a tinge of romance
Pairing: slight Yunjae and Yoosu
Summary: the boys get an unexpected news
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything
A/N: this really happens in real life. I was truly shocked when I heard the news and didn’t believe at first, but then my Chemistry teacher confirmed that it’s true. Ergh… I don’t know whether to feel sympathy or disturbed by this. It really is unexpected.
And guess what, I choose Lovely Lover universe again for this one shot ^______^
This is written in a rush, and I shouldn’t be updating anything today, but this is just too much, and I’m afraid if I waited until Friday or later, I’ll forget about it. So, enjoy~
Oh My Teacher
The students of class 12-3 were chatting happily in their class as they had a free period since their Geography teacher didn’t come and only left them with an assignment that they had finished the day before.
“And so, where do you want to go?” Junsu asked Yoochun and Changmin. “Yunho-hyung sent me a message yesterday, saying that he wished to take us on a short vacation during the long weekend.”
“I told him to not ask you guys to come,” Jaejoong mumbled as he leaned back on his seat and scribbled something down on his newly bought notebook-which was a gift from Junsu since he lost his old notebook-and tapped the blunt end of his pencil onto his chin in thought.
“Why are you so mean?” Junsu whined as he latched himself onto Yoochun who raised an eyebrow at Jaejoong. “I want to go to the beach~!”
“Then tell him, not me,” Jaejoong muttered lowly, still scribbling on his notebook.
“Psh, I’m only announcing,” Junsu pouted. “Where do you want to go, Chun, Min?” he asked.
“I prefer somewhere quiet so I can read in peace. Oh wait, that’s my place if you aren’t there,” Changmin started.
“You two are mean!” Junsu accused as he pointed at the Mean Pair.
“Now, now, Su-ah,” Yoochun patted his head. “We’ll go to the beach this weekend, of course.”
“You’re spoiling him,” Jaejoong commented as he sighed and put his pencil down.
“Aish, like Yunho-hyung isn’t spoiling you!” Junsu retorted.
“I didn’t say anything about that,” Jaejoong defended himself.
It was then that Junsu snatched the notebook away, right before Jaejoong could put it back in his book bag. He flipped the book open quickly while Jaejoong was still trying to register what just happened, and then he burst out laughing.
Yoochun peered at it, and snorted as he tried to stifle his laughter.
“Hey! Give it back!” Jaejoong demanded, blushing hotly as he realized what had caused those reactions from his dongsaengs.
“Hey, Min, read this!” Junsu shouted as he threw the notebook at Changmin who was caught by surprise but managed to catch it while Jaejoong leaned over him, trying to snatch it away.
“Ah! Min!” Jaejoong shouted in panic as Changmin flipped the notebook open in curiosity, and a small smirk spread across his face.
“Return it!” he demanded again, and snatched it back from Changmin who gave it back willingly since the three of them had read it.
“Who knew Jae-hyung can take the first step once in a while?” Junsu asked, an idiotic grin on his face.
“Shut up,” Jaejoong glared at him as he clutched his dear notebook close to his chest, still blushing hotly.
“No, seriously, when did you start calling him Yunnie?” Yoochun asked, his expression serious all of a sudden.
“Don’t say it with a serious face!” Jaejoong swatted at him and humphed. “I started calling him that… uh… I’ve never called him that…” he trailed off.
“Ah, so Jae-hyung is only brave enough to call him that in his beloved notebook~” Junsu said in a singsong voice. “Things Yunnie Would Like For Anniversary Gift. Ahahahahah, great headline, hyung!”
“Shut up!” Jaejoong threw the notebook at Junsu.
Just as they were about to continue their bickering, a student rushed into their class panting, and announced to the whole class. “Mr. CAB is arrested for child sexual abuse charges!”
“What!?” the four of them shouted in unison.
“Wha- what the heck!?” Junsu shouted in surprise, not really believing it. “How do you know?”
“I stumbled across the news while I was using the internet in the library,” the student answered, still trying to regain his breath.
The four quickly rushed to the class’ computer and searched for it. The news came up quickly, although there were different versions of the news.
“Oh my goodness,” Jaejoong gasped as he covered his mouth with his hand. He stared at the picture of their former Language Arts teacher disbelievingly.
The news told them that their previous Language Arts teacher-who had been replaced only a few weeks ago-was caught by the local police as requested by the police force from his hometown because he had sexually harassed a few teenage boys about ten years back.
“Is- is this real?” Junsu gasped out as well as he watched Changmin click here and there on the page, and the images were zoomed in. Those images were the ones of the capture.
“I didn’t expect him to be… a pedophile,” Yoochun mumbled as he read the article once again.
“Neither did I,” Changmin added and opened a new tab to look for more detailed article.
Then, Jaejoong’s cell phone vibrated. He quickly answered it. “Hello?”
“Jae,” Yunho called from the other end. “I heard about Mr. CAB. Have you heard?”
“Eh? Where did you hear it from?” Jaejoong asked. He was amazed at how fast Yunho was at getting news.
“A fellow alumni,” Yunho answered. “I suppose you’ve heard about it then?”
“Yes I have,” Jaejoong confirmed.
“He didn’t do anything funny to you while I wasn’t there, did he?” Yunho asked. “Because if he did, I’ll hunt him down and make him pay.”
Jaejoong couldn’t help but smile slightly. He was touched by how sweet Yunho was. Compared to the time before he got mad at Yunho that one time, he was way sweeter and more open now.
“No, he didn’t, don’t worry, Yunho-yah,” Jaejoong said with a smile, but nearly gripped his cell phone so hard when Junsu started shouting “Yunnie, I love you~!” behind him.
“What was that?” Yunho asked.
“Oh, it’s only a dolphin, don’t worry,” Jaejoong said, but didn’t let Yunho question why there was a dolphin in their class.
“Ah, have you asked the others where they want to go this weekend?” Yunho then asked.
And Jaejoong was also amazed at how quickly they can change topics.
“Beach!” Yoosu answered simultaneously and Changmin merely nodded absently, still reading the articles he found.
“Okay, so beach it is then. I’ll make some reservations later,” Yunho laughed. “Oh, on second thought, Jae-ah.”
“Yes?”
“Maybe Mr. CAB thought you’re a girl so he’s not interested.”
“Jung Yunho, you are dead.”
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Later that night, Jaejoong’s mother was confused as to why her son had decided to come home that night, why her nephew came over as well, and why the heck her soon-to-be son-in-law was standing in their backyard announcing to the whole world that he was a jerk who thinks with the wrong head and likes to tease his lovely fiancé, while her son was grinning from his balcony.
End of Oh My Teacher
Yeah, so… we were having a break time when two of my friends suddenly came with the news. We disbelieved it at first, but then we found the articles -_-;;; I really didn’t expect this to happen. He taught us for a good three months!
And I had to use this universe because… if I only included the teacher part, it would be very humorless. Plus, I made reference to the actual series in this ^______^ can you guess which part is it?
And I distinctly remember someone telling me that I always update a one-shot in between a series update. I think it’s getting true… -_-;;;