Fic: 7 McShep Fusions I'm Not Writing - Love Hina
Title: 7 McShep Fusions I'm Not Writing - Love Hina
Author: Cypher
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Main Character(s): John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford, Radek Zelenka
Warnings: Slash, Fusion AU
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Welcome to the Atlantis Hot Springs Boys Dormatory"
Author's Notes: SGA/Love Hina fusion. From my own prompt a while back. Unbetaed and, um...pure crack..
14 Valentines: Day 4 - Reproductive Rights
John wasn’t too worried that he couldn’t find Grandma Weir. Why should he be, when he’d found the lovely, warm, ever so soothing hot spring baths. When he was little, he had played around in the water, but now, older, he could appreciate the sensations. Let the natural heat and minerals relax the ache of his muscles, release the tension in his back, ease his mind of all its burdens. It was so easy to just close his eyes and wait. Grandma Weir would find him eventually.
“There you are, Radek.” John’s eyes snapped open as a stranger slid into the spring right across from him. He didn’t recognize the man. Short brown hair, a full body, from what he could see…and no towel. John ducked lower in the water and averted his eyes. He’d at least had the decency to wear a towel, this man…
The man wasn’t looking at him, instead he was busy getting comfortable before closing his eyes, sinking up to his neck, and leaning his head back against the edge of the pool. “I tell you, it’s getting harder and harder for me to stand the idiots in my class. This one moron…oh, I don’t even want to discuss it. Hey, have you given any thought to my expansion model?”
John didn’t answer. Instead, he started slowly edging towards the steps, trying not to blurt out that he wasn’t this Radek because, well…because there was a stranger naked in his Grandmother’s house and John was almost equally naked and he so didn’t need an embarrassing moment like that. ‘Just a little more…’
He nearly jumped ten feet in the air when a foot brushed against his leg. “There you are. Look, I know you have your own silly little projects but I need an answer. I have to have SOMETHING finished by the end of term if I have any hopes of upping my chances to getting in to Uni.”
John kept very, very still as the foot continued to trace up and down his leg. He was also trying very, very hard not to get an erection. Unfortunately, he wasn’t being quite so successful at that. Hot springs, two naked guys, a case of mistaken identity….he had at least three porno movies that started out this way.
The stranger frowned suddenly. “Radek, have you grown?” The foot slid higher up John’s leg. “You feel…different.” The foot paused above the knee, moving minutely back and forth, as if its movements were helping the man think.
John took the opportunity to take a step back, but luck wasn’t with him today, as he found an especially slick stone and slipped. Letting out a yelp, he splashed his arms in an attempt to regain his balance and not crack his head open on the edge of the bath. As his waving arms did nothing, he finally reached down and grabbed the stranger’s foot, causing the other man to yelp and they both fell into the water.
As he was pulling the stranger, the man ended up with his legs spread in a suggestive way, pretty much on his back, head just barely above water. John, falling forward, had managed to land on his knees, his hands bracing his upper body on the stranger’s shins. After a moment, when he was sure he wasn’t about to die drowning or with a split head, he took a deep breath and opened his eyes.
And found himself less than three inches from the stranger’s crotch.
Ever so slowly, his gaze traveled up the man’s physique, until he was looking the now red-faced, and from the looks of it, pissed off stranger. “Um…hi?”
“Who the hell are you?! Where’s Radek and oh my god! You’re a pervert! A filthy pedophile who molests innocent pre-college students!”
John frowned. “Hey-”
“PERVERT!” The stranger grabbed John’s hair and shoved him away as he got up. “RADEK! FORD! WE’VE GOT A FREAKIN’ PERVERT!” The stranger continued to scream as he ran around the spring.
“Owowowowow letgo!” The stranger had forgotten to let go of John’s hair, and was currently dragging him around as he screamed. At least, he was until John’s body struck one of the sunning rocks. Rodney continued to the other end of the pool, clutching a towel over his private parts like a lifeline and glaring half-fearful half-angry at John.
Once the world stopped spinning, he got to his feet, making sure his own towel was still in place, and approached the deranged stranger. “Hey! I didn’t do anything. Look, just let me explain-” He held out a hand, a gesture of peace. Which, in retrospect, was a really stupid idea.
“Get away from me you PERVERT!” The stranger’s fist struck so quickly John didn’t even see it coming. It also struck hard, so hard he ended up outside the bath on his back. “And there’s more where THAT came from!”
John didn’t need to be told twice. Until this psycho was out, there was no way he was hanging around here. Police, yes, he’d get the police. Springing to his feet, he turned and ran for the house just as the stranger exited the water. As long as he only had one psycho to deal with, he could handle it.
And, of course, that’s when he ran into a second stranger. Literally. They ended up on the floor, the dark-skinned stranger on his back, John sprawled on top of him. Shaking his head, he pushed himself up with his arms and looked at the man beneath him. “Are you okay?”
“Uh…yeah.” The man blinked, a confused look coming over his face. “Who are you?”
“John, I got this telegram and-”
The first stranger, the one from the hot springs, rounded the corner and nearly slammed into a wall. “Ford! Stop him! He’s a child molesting pervert!”
“What?”
“Crap.” John leapt forward, regaining his footing and charged down the hallway. A glance back revealed the stranger helping the young man--Ford--off the ground. John thanked the Gods for the brief reprieve and bounded down the stairs. He was close to the front door, now. A look down had him screeching to a halt, nearly falling on his ass so as not to fall on the red-haired kid in front of him.
A kid playing with remote control tanks.
John blinked at the kid.
The myopic kid blinked back.
And then the voice of doom reached his ears from the floor above him. “Radek! Don’t let the pervert escape!”
John stared at the kid. ‘THIS is Radek?’ He seemed…well, he didn’t look like a kid, but looks could be deceiving. “Uh…I’m not really a pervert.”
A demented grin appeared on Radek’s face. “Third infantry. CHARGE!” The guy pushed a button on his remote and the tanks fired. They actually fired! And the first projectile that whizzed by his ear was more than enough proof that these toys were definitely dangerous. Running left, he headed for the kitchen, which had an emergency exit, and dodged the projectiles as best he could.
Just as he reached the door, though, one landed on the floor behind him and exploded. The force sent him hurtling out the door, flipping through the air, and landing on his back with a loud “Oof!” Panting, he simply laid there, until a shadow came across his face. Terrified, but not willing to show it, he focused his eyes on the source of the shadow.
When the hell had the stranger had the time to change into clothes?
Ford was there, too, one hand massaging the other, which was curled in a fist. “So, a pervert you say?”
The stranger, legs planted firmly shoulder width apart, had his arms crossed and was glaring at John. “He snuck into the dorm, into the hot springs, and tried to molest me!”
“I did not!” John absolutely did not wince when his protest only made the stranger angrier. “I was invited!”
“Not by any of us!” The stranger made his own fist. “You wanna see what we do to perverts around here?”
John shut his eyes and wondered how the day could get any worse.
“John?”
Everything went still at the new voice. John could actually feel the tension in the air freeze. Opening his eyes, he found the stranger and Ford staring behind them, to a woman standing just at the top of the steps to the lodging. “What’s going on here?”
The stranger spoke first. “You know this pervert?”
John simply sighed and let his head drop to the ground. “Just peachy, Aunt Teyla.”
“Aunt?!” Ford and the stranger yelled at the same time.
“Why don’t I get you some clothes, John, and we can all talk.”
“Thanks.” Ford and the stranger followed his aunt towards the building.
“Your nephew’s a pervert?! Why the hell did you invite him here?”
“I’m not a pervert!”
“Shut up!”
John decided that he hated his life, or Grandma Weir really hated him. Either way, he was going to be sore in the morning.
Author: Cypher
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Main Character(s): John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford, Radek Zelenka
Warnings: Slash, Fusion AU
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Welcome to the Atlantis Hot Springs Boys Dormatory"
Author's Notes: SGA/Love Hina fusion. From my own prompt a while back. Unbetaed and, um...pure crack..
14 Valentines: Day 4 - Reproductive Rights
John wasn’t too worried that he couldn’t find Grandma Weir. Why should he be, when he’d found the lovely, warm, ever so soothing hot spring baths. When he was little, he had played around in the water, but now, older, he could appreciate the sensations. Let the natural heat and minerals relax the ache of his muscles, release the tension in his back, ease his mind of all its burdens. It was so easy to just close his eyes and wait. Grandma Weir would find him eventually.
“There you are, Radek.” John’s eyes snapped open as a stranger slid into the spring right across from him. He didn’t recognize the man. Short brown hair, a full body, from what he could see…and no towel. John ducked lower in the water and averted his eyes. He’d at least had the decency to wear a towel, this man…
The man wasn’t looking at him, instead he was busy getting comfortable before closing his eyes, sinking up to his neck, and leaning his head back against the edge of the pool. “I tell you, it’s getting harder and harder for me to stand the idiots in my class. This one moron…oh, I don’t even want to discuss it. Hey, have you given any thought to my expansion model?”
John didn’t answer. Instead, he started slowly edging towards the steps, trying not to blurt out that he wasn’t this Radek because, well…because there was a stranger naked in his Grandmother’s house and John was almost equally naked and he so didn’t need an embarrassing moment like that. ‘Just a little more…’
He nearly jumped ten feet in the air when a foot brushed against his leg. “There you are. Look, I know you have your own silly little projects but I need an answer. I have to have SOMETHING finished by the end of term if I have any hopes of upping my chances to getting in to Uni.”
John kept very, very still as the foot continued to trace up and down his leg. He was also trying very, very hard not to get an erection. Unfortunately, he wasn’t being quite so successful at that. Hot springs, two naked guys, a case of mistaken identity….he had at least three porno movies that started out this way.
The stranger frowned suddenly. “Radek, have you grown?” The foot slid higher up John’s leg. “You feel…different.” The foot paused above the knee, moving minutely back and forth, as if its movements were helping the man think.
John took the opportunity to take a step back, but luck wasn’t with him today, as he found an especially slick stone and slipped. Letting out a yelp, he splashed his arms in an attempt to regain his balance and not crack his head open on the edge of the bath. As his waving arms did nothing, he finally reached down and grabbed the stranger’s foot, causing the other man to yelp and they both fell into the water.
As he was pulling the stranger, the man ended up with his legs spread in a suggestive way, pretty much on his back, head just barely above water. John, falling forward, had managed to land on his knees, his hands bracing his upper body on the stranger’s shins. After a moment, when he was sure he wasn’t about to die drowning or with a split head, he took a deep breath and opened his eyes.
And found himself less than three inches from the stranger’s crotch.
Ever so slowly, his gaze traveled up the man’s physique, until he was looking the now red-faced, and from the looks of it, pissed off stranger. “Um…hi?”
“Who the hell are you?! Where’s Radek and oh my god! You’re a pervert! A filthy pedophile who molests innocent pre-college students!”
John frowned. “Hey-”
“PERVERT!” The stranger grabbed John’s hair and shoved him away as he got up. “RADEK! FORD! WE’VE GOT A FREAKIN’ PERVERT!” The stranger continued to scream as he ran around the spring.
“Owowowowow letgo!” The stranger had forgotten to let go of John’s hair, and was currently dragging him around as he screamed. At least, he was until John’s body struck one of the sunning rocks. Rodney continued to the other end of the pool, clutching a towel over his private parts like a lifeline and glaring half-fearful half-angry at John.
Once the world stopped spinning, he got to his feet, making sure his own towel was still in place, and approached the deranged stranger. “Hey! I didn’t do anything. Look, just let me explain-” He held out a hand, a gesture of peace. Which, in retrospect, was a really stupid idea.
“Get away from me you PERVERT!” The stranger’s fist struck so quickly John didn’t even see it coming. It also struck hard, so hard he ended up outside the bath on his back. “And there’s more where THAT came from!”
John didn’t need to be told twice. Until this psycho was out, there was no way he was hanging around here. Police, yes, he’d get the police. Springing to his feet, he turned and ran for the house just as the stranger exited the water. As long as he only had one psycho to deal with, he could handle it.
And, of course, that’s when he ran into a second stranger. Literally. They ended up on the floor, the dark-skinned stranger on his back, John sprawled on top of him. Shaking his head, he pushed himself up with his arms and looked at the man beneath him. “Are you okay?”
“Uh…yeah.” The man blinked, a confused look coming over his face. “Who are you?”
“John, I got this telegram and-”
The first stranger, the one from the hot springs, rounded the corner and nearly slammed into a wall. “Ford! Stop him! He’s a child molesting pervert!”
“What?”
“Crap.” John leapt forward, regaining his footing and charged down the hallway. A glance back revealed the stranger helping the young man--Ford--off the ground. John thanked the Gods for the brief reprieve and bounded down the stairs. He was close to the front door, now. A look down had him screeching to a halt, nearly falling on his ass so as not to fall on the red-haired kid in front of him.
A kid playing with remote control tanks.
John blinked at the kid.
The myopic kid blinked back.
And then the voice of doom reached his ears from the floor above him. “Radek! Don’t let the pervert escape!”
John stared at the kid. ‘THIS is Radek?’ He seemed…well, he didn’t look like a kid, but looks could be deceiving. “Uh…I’m not really a pervert.”
A demented grin appeared on Radek’s face. “Third infantry. CHARGE!” The guy pushed a button on his remote and the tanks fired. They actually fired! And the first projectile that whizzed by his ear was more than enough proof that these toys were definitely dangerous. Running left, he headed for the kitchen, which had an emergency exit, and dodged the projectiles as best he could.
Just as he reached the door, though, one landed on the floor behind him and exploded. The force sent him hurtling out the door, flipping through the air, and landing on his back with a loud “Oof!” Panting, he simply laid there, until a shadow came across his face. Terrified, but not willing to show it, he focused his eyes on the source of the shadow.
When the hell had the stranger had the time to change into clothes?
Ford was there, too, one hand massaging the other, which was curled in a fist. “So, a pervert you say?”
The stranger, legs planted firmly shoulder width apart, had his arms crossed and was glaring at John. “He snuck into the dorm, into the hot springs, and tried to molest me!”
“I did not!” John absolutely did not wince when his protest only made the stranger angrier. “I was invited!”
“Not by any of us!” The stranger made his own fist. “You wanna see what we do to perverts around here?”
John shut his eyes and wondered how the day could get any worse.
“John?”
Everything went still at the new voice. John could actually feel the tension in the air freeze. Opening his eyes, he found the stranger and Ford staring behind them, to a woman standing just at the top of the steps to the lodging. “What’s going on here?”
The stranger spoke first. “You know this pervert?”
John simply sighed and let his head drop to the ground. “Just peachy, Aunt Teyla.”
“Aunt?!” Ford and the stranger yelled at the same time.
“Why don’t I get you some clothes, John, and we can all talk.”
“Thanks.” Ford and the stranger followed his aunt towards the building.
“Your nephew’s a pervert?! Why the hell did you invite him here?”
“I’m not a pervert!”
“Shut up!”
John decided that he hated his life, or Grandma Weir really hated him. Either way, he was going to be sore in the morning.