The Shed

[sefkhet]

As the morning fracture clinic came to an end, my planned escape out of the department and towards a bacon sandwich was intercepted by one of the consultants

Comments

[zandras_court]

“Oh, and try not to drill through to the table.”

This made me laugh out loud. I'm going to assume you stapled the patient with more skill than the doc who did me after my last c-section, where I resembled a 5yr old's paper art project.

[sefkhet]

It stunned me into silence. If it hadn't, I might have said what I was thinking out loud, which, given that it was, "are you fucking kidding me?" is probably just as well.