Just an Article, r/k, R, crack with a dash of angst
Title: Just an Article
Author: virkatjol
Rating: R
Summary: Kahlan gets a much anticipated magazine with a very special article.
Disclaimer: I don't own them or the magazine. BUT I WISH I DID!
A/N: This idea was implanted in my brain by trochilidae17. So blame her. Thanks to to girls morgenwrites, pickgems and valhallalilly for the fitting crack BETA! I love you guys, more than you will ever ( Read more... )
Author: virkatjol
Rating: R
Summary: Kahlan gets a much anticipated magazine with a very special article.
Disclaimer: I don't own them or the magazine. BUT I WISH I DID!
A/N: This idea was implanted in my brain by trochilidae17. So blame her. Thanks to to girls morgenwrites, pickgems and valhallalilly for the fitting crack BETA! I love you guys, more than you will ever ( Read more... )
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OMG LOL, YOU KNOW I AM LOVING THE CRACK. THIS IS BETTER THAN FIREWORKS TODAY BB.
The title made her smirk and shiver at the same time. She desperately wanted to wield something.
Heee. Oh, K. I WANT TO BE WIELDING R'S ~SOMETHING TOOOOOO.
8. Admire the way it moves! Everyone, even the Seeker, likes to know that their lady likes how their sword swings. The wave of the blade is very important for a good impaling. If you can get a good movement down the rest is all cake!
BWAHAHAHA. LOLING IRL. CAAAAAAKE. ALSO A GOOD IMPALING. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT YES.
"Hello?" She shouted out into the woods. No reply. "Hello? Come out of there." Still nothing so she returned to her article, this time facing the direction of the noise.
Awww, she's being so adorbs, trying to find out who's sneaking up on her, but not wanting to stop reading her article. It's important for her edumacation.
"Besides, why would you need that advice?"OH NOES. R IS BEING A STUPID BOY AND MAKING K CRY. I loves that your fic had a tiny bit of an angst ( ... )
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I want her to be wielding it MANY times!! MANY MANY times!
She doesn't want to stop, that cosmo is addicting!!
He is a stupid boy, i couldn't stop him!! I tried to only have crack, but I think that you make me wants to have angst and now i can't control my characters! I BLAME YOU! jsyk.
I also like having those images.
Releasing the magic is the MOSTEST IMPORTANT ONE!
I AM GLAD THAT YOU WANTED HIM TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS THE TITLE!! I DID TOO!! CAUSE YOU KNOW HE IS OK WITH HER DOING ALL THESE THIGNS TO HIM!
I am glad you like the end. TY SOOOO MUCH FOR READING AND LEAVING A COMMENT FULL OF EPIC!!! <3333 YOU SFM!!
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HAHAH FAIL I GOT LOST IN THE COMMENTS :|
SO this comment isn't total fail...!
These are very good images to be having, js.
MMHMM YES THEY ARE R KEEP HAVING THEM KK
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DEAR JO,
I FORGET.
LOVE,
ME.
PS. OMG CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
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"I would. Very much." She smiled as her hand crept down to the laces on his breeches. The night was going to be very… educational.
YOU ENDED THERE????? UGH BB YOU KEEL ME WITH HOT ANGSTY TIEMS AND ALL THOSE UNF IMAGES AND THEN END IT??? WHY DO I LOVE THAT?? IDEK.
But I will be back later to spam you with this fic for sure <3
HAPPY 4TH TO YOUU. I MUST NOW JOIN MY DRUNKEN FRIENDS. TILL LATER.
*saves this fic in memories* <-- ROFL LITERALLY.
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I love that Cara read R's article LOL that cracks me up! She's PERFECT in this so snarky <33 her.
We here at the magazine are cheering for you guys to find a way, also we want the exclusive if you do! Now onto the tips:
HAha Such a rag mag they have in the midlands hilarious.
"Mutual wielding… Oh spirits…" She wanted that, the mutual part, badly.
OH THIS I was trying to remember. RANDOM NOT COMMENT note. THough I do hope they get lots of use out of this magazine! ALSO you DIDNOTSAYDAGGER hahaah
"Besides, why would you need that advice?" OH YOU MEANY so dumb. And HAI ANGST I like this cracky angsty-ness it is like so much win!
"No matter if we can never take anything further than kissing and maybe watching, AND OH MY someone has also been thinking ahead I see! I take back dumb....
"Spirits, If you wanted tips on 'Wielding my Sword' you could have asked. I'd happily inform you."
I TOTALLY LOVE THIS LINE It's perfect and cute and cracky and sweet. ♥♥♥ Really my favorite ( ... )
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Cara wants to know what's up. If they said anything about Lord Rahl that she didn't like then she'd have to take it up with them. heheh
It's totes a rag mag! <3 Midlands Cosmo!
IDIDSAYDAGGER, ZOMG!! HEHEHEEH It's like that one fic i wrote about this. IDR what it is called though.
HE WAS SO DUMB I COULDN'T STOP HIM!!!
YES HE THINKS ABOUT THOSE THINGS A LOT!!
awwww I am so glad that you love that line BB. Sweet and Crack and cute FTW!! heheheh ty for the hearts bb!
I AM GLAD THAT YOU LOVED THE CRACK ANGST! TY FOR THE EPIC COMMENT!
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R being all mean and asking her what she would need that stuff for oh R I wanna slap you stupid sometimes!! And the mag speculating about R and K's relationship LMAO
K wanting to wield R's sword um I think she isn't the only one!!!
Anyway this is so awsm HURRAY for crack and angst in one fic!! It's AWESOME and I love it SFM!! You write such good crack and angst and fluff and sexytiemz well you right GREAT everything so this is no suprise!! LOL
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R can't help being a dumb boy sometimes. He just doesn't get it. heheh They are the talk of the midlands.
I'd be happy to wield his sword too, js.
Awww I'm glad you like my everythings. LOL I thought my crack button was broken when the angst snuck in, but then it was ok. hahah I am very happy that you loved it! thanks for reading and commenting!
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