Comments | sedens: The Mighty Hunter

sedens

The Mighty Hunter

Mar 29, 2009 11:32

I ask you: does this look like the face of a dog who would ambush and kill a poor confused rabbit in the middle of a freak spring blizzard?

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toshi

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Toshi!! sillydogs March 29 2009, 22:54:50 UTC

He does look quite pleased with himself. And it does not surprise me in the least.

francarr March 29 2009, 23:38:37 UTC

What a good and clever dog. :)

Just look at "...the soul in the shining eyes of him...".

I used to live with a girl who had several cats that would bring rabbits into the house, and then dismember them under the beds. Good times.

tubbysnuggles March 30 2009, 13:01:18 UTC

OMG AACK, lol... aack............. she must have died. omg.

francarr March 30 2009, 22:07:34 UTC

She was pretty sanguine about it, the only time I ever saw her upset was the day the telephone company guy came to fix the phone. The jack was situated under her bed and when he moved it out from the wall to do his work, several bits and pieces of bunny were exposed. She had previously checked, but we think the pieces got "lost" in the pattern of the carpet. Telephone guy never said a word though; he just did not put the bed back, so my friend did not know what he had found until after he went away. Her comment? "I thought he looked at me strangely when he left."

tubbysnuggles March 30 2009, 22:19:37 UTC

oh, dear, i'm sitting here LOLing -- what an awesome story. would have been awesome if he had said "uhh... m'am? there seem to be bunny bits under your bed here. get hungry round midnight? need a snack?"

oh man. awesome story.

fairemma March 30 2009, 02:09:33 UTC

This is the "I know they say white wine with white meat, but how would you feel about a merlot with substance (hint hint)" look. The proper response is a head scratch and a belly rub, accompanied with profuse praise that goes along these lines: "What a considerate beastie ... bringing home the, uh, bacon".

I can do mice and voles and even shredded birds (little cringy about those), but I have to do some "ohms" to buck up and ziplock the wee rigoured baby bunnies. Complete empathy.

keeley_keena March 30 2009, 02:25:49 UTC

Yup! That does look like the face of a hunter of small animals. Born and bred in the gene pool he came from - Dachshund. *nods head* :D

tubbysnuggles March 30 2009, 13:03:13 UTC

umm... yes, it does?

Good boy toshi! you protect the house from that evil soft harmless fluffy bunny... sigh. He thought he was protecting.... sigh.

I read somewhere that our pets deposit presents on the front porch because, really, they feel sorry for us. We really are pretty useless in all things, even with our opposable thumbs, and they take pity on our uselessness and need to provide for us, you see.

Oh, Toshi. eep.