five ★ the vanishment.

[secretgod]

[A. Sadly, even though Haruhi may be in a pod, this 'Haruhi' isn't completely stupid. She's placed the real Haruhi in a pod hidden in the clubroom while a fake pod is set in place in the center. Of course, the only ones who know its location are her fellow podded friends. You may find 'Haruhi' anywhere, trying to recruit people forcefully, trying

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C

[cueballer]

[Here is one not-dad at home, not snatched away unlike poor Haruhi. And yes he's going to notice that goo all around her.]

It looks like you had an eventful day.

[secretgod]

[Haruhi pouts at him, instinctively about to wipe the goo off her face with her sleeve, but alas, her sleeve is filled with a good amount of the stuff, so she just uses her hands to wipe it off. When she finally speaks, it’s obvious that she’s angry, envious, and ticked off:]

It wasn’t eventful at all! I got to see that weird program on television last night - and then there were flying saucers! [She then places her hand on her chin, similarly like a detective attempting to solve a really important case.] But to be honest, the flying saucers looked kind of fake, even a bit shaky, like they were being held with some string.

… However! I was stuck in a weird looking, green big plant for almost the entire day! There are aliens here, but I didn’t even get to speak to one of them! That’s no fair, if you ask me!

I wanted to speak to the alien in charge-- [and she still does, really] especially since I’m the brigade leader, but no, they go abduct me, put me in an alien-like egg slash plant, and take my identity? That’s no fun at all

[cueballer]

[Scratch takes a moment to absorb and sort out everything she said. Once he does, he'll give her a nod.]

It sounds eventful to me. Eventful in the way that there were many things going on.

Aliens are only interesting to you because you're a human. The alien likely doesn't care much for you, especially if it wanted to take your place. There are plenty of aliens for you to meet here in Mayfield, outside of the fabricated ones. I, myself, am an alien life you can say.

[secretgod]

What, really? [And now Haruhi is beaming! She likes aliens, and no, not because she's human, but because they're out of the ordinary, they're significant. There are more of them out there than the human race, even]

... But what kind of alien are you?

C

[fanassaults]

[ So many goo-covered people around today. It's like some kid's cable channel awards in here!

But really, this one piques her, since this girl can't be much older than her. ]

...are you alright?

[secretgod]

I’m fine, though I’m very disappointed. [Why couldn’t she have been one of the ones who weren’t abducted? She would have made friends with all of the aliens… mO_Om]

[fanassaults]

I'm sorry to hear that...but, um, maybe you should take a shower.

[ Goo and all. But oh well! Those aliens were jerks anyway. ]

[secretgod]

Yeah. This goo is kind of... [ Very unsure-ing, to be honest. ] But I need to keep a sample of it, though!

B

[sosnarrator]

Okay, she's onto us... Bloody data interfaces...

[secretgod]

[She'll raise a brow at you. What the hell happened?]

[sosnarrator]

... Nagato. She locked me in some stupid room for a whole hour. The real Kyon could very well be on the loose by now.

[secretgod]

Idiot! [Mentally facepalming at you, now!] If she did that to you, she could do that to -- we have to go -- [But then she looks at the closet-] Never mind, that's useless by now. We'll have to come up with another plan.

And I can use my host as good bait!