Maybe I should go try out for MDEA. I could be fucking SWEET at it.

OH WAIT. THEY KIND OF HATE ME DON'T THEY.

HA

AAAAAH, C'MON FUCK A GUY

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Place has some seriously sick shit up in here. And that's coming from me. It's great and all that most people could give two shits, but you know what? Makes me wonder what's stopping me from completely taking out everyone up in here. Fuck this noise.

At least we have one less baby raper on the streets, amirite?

Thaaaat fucking sucked.

America's pretty fucking hilarious. There's some new public liaison from MDEA. Awesome. And guess what! I think MDEA loves me :)

:) :)

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Isn't it kiiiinda fucking hilarious that I didn't get turned into a chick? At least I won't have to worry about being like IDKMYBBFF with Chase this time~

Hey, hey, hey. Who wants to take bets on how fast I could bomb the fuck out of the Travel Agency again?! You know you want to see it happen.

If you pay me, I'll even go for HQ itself. Come ( Read more... )

There's not been much going on. I get my ass suspended from school. That was pretty awesome. I could be getting some serious pussy right now, you know that? Fuck.

Anyway, who wants to have a little fun Friday night? I could use a night out. And a distraction.

I TORE MY PANTYHOSE!

My whole weekend is going to be playing video games. I just found a totally sick shop down in Aikercia Tokyo that has shit like Rapelay! I JUST BOUGHT RAPELAY.Okay, like, there I stood amidst like otaku and chubby Asian guys with the most disgusting odors (take a bath guys). There were a couple kind of hot otaku chicks in cosplay but whatever. ( Read more... )

Figures I'd miss the Nazis and Commies. Fuck! I always miss the awesome shit. And screw you, Nazis and Commies are awesome. They were just a brick shy of a full load. IMAGINE IF THEY HAD THAT MISSING BRICK. You all would be speaking German or Russian, bitches.

[the voice coming over sounds quiet, young, and something akin to British...?]

I-I'm back again... Things look different. I wonder if Russia-sir is still here.

Very cold... I don't even have a dress to wear, just these ugly clothes. Hmph!