Pink Ponies On Parade~

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Characters: Jason and Pinkie Pie
Location: The bean
Content: Pandemonium, and possibly pretend pink ponies!
Format: Prose
Warnings: None?

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[that_jason]

All told, Jason Stackhouse had been having a pretty damn good day. Bon Temps had returned back to normal, he and Andy Bellfleur were heroes - didn't matter if he couldn't remember a thing, the town was fixed and they'd gone to fix it so obviously they'd done the fixing - and life had returned to pretty much normal, or as normal as it ever got. It was a nice break from the craziness his life had been since the first murder in town.

Of course, then he'd seen a man threatening Andy with a knife and he'd shot him.

He'd never shot a man before. Hell, he didn't know could fit so much blood inside one person. He hadn't exactly wanted to see just how much could come out through one bullet hole...but you can't always get what you want.

His day had taken a decidedly worse turn at that point.

Andy'd told him to drop the gun and run, and he had, only to get an awful headache a few steps in and wind up...somewhere else. With no memory of how the hell he'd gotten there.

Aw, hell, not againHe might as well start looking around, figure out what

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Suddenly a voice spoke, distracting Pinkie Pie from her fun. She turned to see who was there, only for her little pony jaw to drop at the sight of Jason.

In less than a second, the pony was up and bouncing around Jason, looking him up and down. "Oh my gosh, I've never ever ever seen anypony like you before!" He was standing on two legs kinda like Spike did, but he didn't have any scales or anything and anyway he was way too squishy-looking to be any type of dragon.

But whatever he was, he didn't look scary or anything. Maybe they could be friends! The pony stopped in front of Jason and reared onto two hooves to beam up at him. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?"

[that_jason]

Jason was starting to think his original idea was way off. His V trips tended to involve big open fields and running around naked and lots and lots of sex. Nowhere in there had there been a giant metal bean and a creature that looked like something Sookie might've liked when she was six. In fact, he couldn't really imagine having sex if the little pink pony thing was bouncin' around in the background. Just didn't feel right.

Nope. Not a V flashback. 'Course, that meant he'd just randomly wound up somewhere with pink ponies. Right, 'cause that made a whole lot of sense.

Pink, real friendly ponies, he corrected himself. "Yeah, well, I ain't seen anything like you either." 'Sides maybe Saturday morning cartoons way back when. "Name's Jason Stackhouse. So, uh...Pinkie Pie," Man, he felt girly just sayin' that, "you got any idea where we are?"