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second_daddy

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Dec 26, 2006 19:27

Late to the party, but FANTASIES MEME.

I don't care if I know you or not, NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED. Which means that at least everyone gets an episode of Tamaki Inner Mind Theatre.

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latrine_orderly December 27 2006, 02:31:33 UTC

second_daddy December 27 2006, 03:15:34 UTC

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I came up with a Tamaki fantasy for Excel, then realized I was ripping off the plot of "My Fair Lady" exactly.

Tamaki's Ilpala fantasy involves becoming astronauts. While they're going on their epic journey to Mars, they discover the secret to peace on Earth, which they take back to their people. They're recieved with flowers and a parade and, strangely, crowd surfing as they skim through their dazzling admirers. In the middle of every world capital, a statue is erected of the two of them sitting and having tea.

snakesonanin December 27 2006, 02:31:57 UTC

WHAT

second_daddy December 27 2006, 03:26:40 UTC

Tamaki has an Anko fantasy. The Anko fantasy goes as such: Tamaki is private investigator, Anko is a woman who has recently been robbed of a famous painting. Tamaki and Anko track down the painting, but are eventually split up by the evil villain of the story. Tamaki fights his way across two oceans, five continents, four assassination attempts, and seven brain-freezes to reach the lair of the evil badguy, where he sees Anko being dragged up the stairs in a terribly out-of-fashion ballgown. But he still has more fighting to go! With Anko's life and looks on the line, he battles his way through vicious monsters, eventually bursting into the grand ballroom -- where Anko herself has kung-fu'd many of her captors, tearing the ballgown into a beautiful dress. When he sees Tamaki and Anko so radiant together, the villain chucks her prized artpiece into a fire (then falls into it himself). Anko is stricken, but Tamaki tells her that the most beautiful artpiece in the world is still fine -- and in his arms. They fly into the distance in a ( ... )

lick_it_ December 27 2006, 03:36:24 UTC

...Shinn I didn't realize you felt that way about me.

shinnanigans December 27 2006, 03:51:05 UTC

It was just once Damn your distracting oral-ness.

goldielegs December 27 2006, 02:38:49 UTC

Sena, Ritsuka, Hibariiii~

second_daddy December 27 2006, 03:34:46 UTC

Rue's Sena fantasy is feeding Sena's heart to her father after fitting it into a cute football-shaped mold. Conversely, Meer's Hibari fantasy is not being bitten or mauled or anything for poking him. Her Ritsuka fantasy is playing matchmaker and setting him up with an adorible catgirl ( ... )

inyohead December 27 2006, 02:55:50 UTC

Ino and Neji, since I don't think they've interacted with Renji. XD

second_daddy December 27 2006, 03:50:06 UTC

Tamaki's Ino fantasy starts like the Soi Fong one, but she's just come out of the shower (and is fully dressed) but is brushing her hair and tying it back. Tamaki claims she's missed a stand, and, when he moves to "fix" it, slips a rose behind her ear. Smiling, he extends his arm, and she takes it, and they go to the Land of the Flowers, which is a bit Nutcracker-esque, and watch a retinue of flower-themed (and eventually food-themed) dancers dance for them. At the end of the performance, Tamaki has to leave, but the flower in Ino's hair never, ever wilts, and she keeps it in a vase by her bedside until one day she goes to see a production of the Nutcracker, at which point Tamaki (the prince) leaps off the stage and pulls her onto it with him, and they dance a romantic dance for all to see.

Meer's Neji fantasy involves finding him exhausted and a little hurt in the middle of nowhere, playing with his hair, and topping for a while but eventually being topped and not caring.

inyohead December 27 2006, 04:28:37 UTC

...Ino... actually rather approves of Tamaki's fantasy.

Whut? So she's girly and likes being treated like a lady from time to time. u.u

shinnanigans December 27 2006, 04:30:44 UTC

Well, I just realized that the worst typo in there is that "stand" should be "strand," but considering that I can't spell anything tonight, IT'S OKAY.

And yesssssssss Ino should swing by sometime and chat up Tamaki next time the Host Club does an event.

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the_wildcat December 27 2006, 03:12:42 UTC

yes plz. |D

the_wildcat December 27 2006, 03:37:21 UTC

Tomo Chisame Asuna Greed Miyako Yuuma btw. XD Because I suck that way.

shinnanigans December 27 2006, 04:12:23 UTC

For Shinn, it's Chisame changing out of a costume, and she needs help, but when he does that, everything falls off except her panties and Shinn winds up with his hands on her chest. Both of them freak the hell out and he winds up on top of her and one thing leads to another, but the fantasy ends with Shinn helping her get her clothes back on, for which Chisame gives him a kiss on the forehead, then backs away -- which Shinn will learn several seconds later is because Chizuru is behind him and about to brain him with a baseball bat ( ... )