Title: A walk in the woods
Fandom: D.Grayman
Wordcount: 1050
Characters: Lenalaee/Allen/Kanda/Tree stump
Rating: R
Warnings: Intentional bad porn
Author's Note: Written as a spur of the moment bad!fic for
tomoeish A Walk In the Woods
He wasn't sure when the obsession began. Maybe it was that deadpan stare whenever she was ready to kick some Komui butt. Maybe it was the way she held her tearful brother after threatening to leave him for good that made him ache to hold her. Or maybe it was just the thought of a Lenalee in nothing but her boots that made him horny. Of course, Kanda would never admit to having such lurid thoughts. Mugen was all the company he ever needed.
Until, one fateful day that is...
How it started, he'd never know. They had been on assignment with the twerp again. Allen was emo and a bleeding heart and ever so generous with his time. He was also most likely to die at an early age. Kanda should know; he had secretly joined in the office pool. But he digressed.
They were walking through the woods as all fearsome trios must, and Kanda, as usual, could not stand to walk at the back of the group. If he did, he wouldn't be able to stop himself from groping his fair companion's ass a time or two and then taking her up against the roughest tree bark he could find.
Thinking of that, that stump over there wouldn't be such a bad thing...
And that was when he felt it. That brat stumbled into him!
Falling against the trunk, he felt the rough edge dig into his stomach, pressing against his cock as surely as he had imagined it biting into Lenalee's pale alabaster flesh. Damn, he was going to go crazy if he kept thinking about this. Schooling his expression into hardness, he pushed back against the thing holding him trapped.
"Allen, what are you doing now!" he tried to say with cold indifference, which, of course, failed since Kanda was having a hard time fighting the kid off of him.
Bending his neck at an uncomfortable angle, he was surprised to see Lenalee standing over them both with fiendish delight in her eyes and a boot pressing into Allen's stomach. He had never seen that look on her face directed at anyone other than Komui.
He felt his nether regions ache as the blood rushed down instinctively into that part of himself. And it hurt as it pressed against the flaking bark.
"Lenalee," Allen moaned, rubbing against Kanda's ass. "What are you doing," he breathed again.
Kanda's eyes stayed trained on Lenalee's; he was powerless to stop gazing into her luscious brown eyes. She was surely sizing him up just as much as he was her. Kanda began to grind into the tree, moving unconsciously in time to Allen's own grinding, helpless movements.
He almost didn't even mind when Allen gripped his ass, flexing his fingers around his derrière as though his life depended on it. He could admit he enjoyed the painful sensation. What Kanda couldn't admit was the he wished Allen would dig into his flesh a little more, pull a little harder.
Of course, he would readily admit it if Lenalee would kick the kid behind him and come finish the job she had started. He was starting to think the only fucking he'd get to do would be the stump.
As if knowing exactly what he was thinking, Lenalee pressed harder against Allen's groin with the toe of her foot, making the weak-willed boy come with a shudder and breathless moan. His fingers gouged out a chunk of skin through the fabric of Kanda's pants before he fell against Lenalee's leg, unconscious with bliss.
Smiling, Lenalee gently let the boy slither down her leg as she stepped closer. Kanda's gaze darkened with anticipation. Would his dream finally come true? She licked her lips as her eyes flicked downwards as though she could see his straining member through the layers of flesh and bone. As it was, she did take his sword and propped it against the stump within easy reach.
And then she knocked him flat against the stump with a practiced kick of her leg. "I know you want this," she breathed against his ear, tugging his ass backwards against he perfectly toned thighs.
And oh, how he wanted it.
He nearly came as her hand roughly kneaded him through his trousers. She was also so calm and composed. She was everything he dreamed she would be as she whispered lewdly into his ear, as she cupped him, groped him. She was wild and fresh and he did everything he could to draw out the passion of the moment. His nipples created delightful friction against the uneven surface of his perch. His ass bobbed up and down against Lenalee's pussy, feeling the wetness seep through his clothing to cling to his crack.
With her skillful fingers, she reached inside his drawers and pulled out his sword like member, long thing and primed for action. She dragged her thumb along the head, smothering the wetness with practice. And with only a few rough pumps of her hand, he came all over the bark.
Lenalee cooed in his ear and rubbed her hands along his now flaccid cock, smearing the semen further along his skin. "Did you like that?" she grinned, biting his ear.
Kanda shivered against her cool touch. "I did," he hoarsely cried, enjoying every second of the rough play.
"Good." She tugged him once more before letting him go and stepping back.
Wiping himself off with a handkerchief, he felt his body go chill. He could hear Lenalee cooing behind him. "Did you like the show, Allen? There will be plenty more of that to go around."
Kanda gulped and drew up his pants. However much he liked a domineering Lenalee, could he stomach Allen watching them every time? Sneaking a peek in their general direction, he quickly took stock of the breathtaking view of Lenalee standing majestically over an awestruck Allen who still had his hand wrapped firmly around his rather puny thing.
Gulping again, he took off in the direction of the far distant hills and their ultimate goal. He could stand a bit of voyeurism if he meant he ever got a chance to make his dream a reality. In the meantime, he'd never look at a stump the same way twice.
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