027: In Which New York New York Does *Not* Seem Like a Hell of a Town

[search2destroy]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

And no, apartment manager who can't understand why people don't care about him whilst being patronizing as fuck and making yet another irrational judgment call, it's not just you. Apparently between the Oscars and the Michael Jackson fiasco, my editors feel I've taken enough extended vacations

Comments

[mademestranger]

Send it back to him in one of those... muffin basket things.

My PA seems to think they're the answer to every ailment--including not turning up to work.

[search2destroy]

... well, too late for that now. Fuck it, I'm leaving the door open until it gets the hint and then I'm getting the hell out of dodge.

[mademestranger]

Lazer key-rings work on cats.

... What is it, by the way?

[search2destroy]

Dinosaur. Research is indicating a velociraptor so far.