I love Emily Marie Messina

"Im gonna totally run down the aisle in the middle of your wedding yelling 'SLAYER!'"

Best Drunk dial message ever.

Death is an easy way to dodge responsibility or having to reach your full or expected potential.

She has ALWAYS known how to make me feel better.

Ive been cheated.

At least Music can get me out still.

Fewer than half of American teenagers asked knew when the Civil War was fought, and one in four didn’t know when Columbus sailed to the new world ( Read more... )

The world is a big and scary place...

so im going to do my best to fuck it all up.

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Haha Bitch!
Try to celebrate Christmas in my town again you fucking cocksucker.


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Tom Brady is a fuckin bitch,
Fuck the patriots.

The Giants better win.

I show well over the majority of symptons of clinical depression.

Go me.

dude, I seriously hate everyone.