Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches

[seaislewitch]

Title: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches: Table of Contents
Author: seaislewitch
Rating: PG (General/Humour)
Warnings: DH Spoilers, and it's creepy.
Length: 500 words
Summary: DH Spoilers: Browse the Table of Contents of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Recommended by Fred and George, this was the book Ron used to learn how to charm Hermione in

Comments

[somigliana]

Oh, wow, that's fantastic! You've had me smiling the entire read.

It makes me wonder about the writer: Remembering her preferences -- not to mention your alibis -- is essential in gaining her trust.

[seaislewitch]

Yes, YooKan Haveralot says it all. *giggle snort*

Thanks for reading, somiliana.

[a_t_rain]

Ooh, alliteration makes me happy!

[seaislewitch]

*grins* Thanks for reading.

[lewlinx]

No wonder Ron finally got the girl!

Fantastic tips! I really like Hygene and Memory...the magic chart is a great idea! I bet more than one has been saved by it. hehehe

[seaislewitch]

The good old alibi chart -- you'll never use the same excuse twice with the same witch. Dirty rotten scoundrals! Thanks for reading, Lew.

[pettybureaucrat]

Wonderful advice. Now, are you planning on giving us the details? Espcially Isolating, Touching and *gasp* Sensuality! Most amusing.

[seaislewitch]

*laughs* I'm glad you found it entertaining.

[narie]

Haha, I like this author - he clearly devoted just the right space to the delicate subject of witches and their emotions. :)

Mind you, he's still a bit of a creepy fellow...

[seaislewitch]

Yes, he devoted the highest number of pages to witchly emotions and rightfully so! He is very creepy, but not half as creepy as what I saw on internet sites called 'how to get girls'. *shudders* Thanks for reading.