Record Four

[seahorse_dragon]

God, why would they even

Biology students, there's been a change in the syllabus. We'll no longer be doing dissection today. I'm not cutting open a sea horse We'll be watching a video instead.

[ooc: For those of you in Hatori's biology class, he has a tank of sea horses who press themselves up against the glass in adoration every time he walks

Comments

[oftpartitioned]

GOOD nobody's gonna do something gross like that anyway!

[seahorse_dragon]

I'm so relieved to hear the disappointment rate will be low.

[highlyinformed]

So I guess that means you're not going to need this formaldehyde, hm?

[seahorse_dragon]

...What on earth do you want it for?

[highlyinformed]

What do you think I could use it for?

[seahorse_dragon]

I attempted a guess, but the chills that resulted were unbearable.

[librariansheart]

If you'll pardon me saying so, Professor, I'm glad. I don't know if I would have been able to. May I ask what movie we're watching instead?

[seahorse_dragon]

Yes, me neither.

We'll be watching a film on the life cycle of sea horses.

[librariansheart]

Oo! That sounds fascinating! Will we be able to keep the tank of seahorses as class pets, Sir?

[seahorse_dragon]

They will be staying as they always have. The school's allowed me to keep them here for the past few years, so I don't intend on changing that.