my baby (shoots his mouth off)

[seafoamblues]

title: my baby (shoots his mouth off)
pairing: jongdae/yifan
rating: nc-17
length: ~3,200 words
warnings: unprotected sex (with a catboy), language
summary: catboy au. sometimes they say things they don't mean. sometimes they say things they do mean. kris is constantly learning.

notes: fill for this prompt on exopromptmeme. yes i am finally writing a catboy au

Comments

[nestababe]

this is the cutest and hottest thing ever!! fkdhgkhsdf

[seafoamblues]

ohhh thanks so much!! ;;

[kaihanbitches]

A HAH HA HA H A HA HAHA HAHAH AHA
why do you do this to me. .. . .WHY
/sobs a boner a million feet high

[seafoamblues]

HOW DO YOU SOB A BONER.... A MILLION FEET HIGH WTF MAN
now it's ur turn to write more kitty jongdae tracy

[suri711]

[hugs and smooches you] omg this was absolute perfection ;A;

it was written so well and guhhh krischen <3

DEAR GOD THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH:

Eventually, Jongdae had crawled out of the room with his pants pulled up haphazardly, bangs hanging in his face and begging for his warm cock, claiming that the toy "wasn't enough" and "didn't work right." "Just please let me sit on your dick, Kris, you don't even have to do anything, I'll do all the work, I promise it'll feel good, please."

I think I died

[seafoamblues]

awww hjadfkjds thank you dear!! ;;;;; rolls around i'm happy eheheh
just think of the imagery
pls don't die you're too awesome

[181cms]

oh my god catboy au I'm yelling
Kris is So?????????????????????????????????????????????????????:-/
I love how like irl he acts like So Cool and then everyone just writes him as a total doofus lmfao

jo ngdae
:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/
he is the biggest shit on earth why is he allowed to exist
why is kittydae a Thing i don't know if I'm really happy or really sad

tear this was so cute and also the sex was
yeah
yeah
I have nothing to say except that i hope my mom never checks my internet history xoxo gossip girl txt it

[seafoamblues]

yells with you
BECAUSE HE IS A TOTAL DOOFUS. he tries to act cool but he just comes off as a Big Dumb
he really, really is. but kittydae is ??? so perfect it actually hurts
thank you so much AHAHAHa that's what clearing history is for babe ;)

[fleetingpocket]

can i just-

"Am I your type?"

He momentarily draws back to look at Kris, alarmed, and then once more retreats into the warm body next to him. The purring has stopped but Kris' heart hasn't.

Kris picks up a muttered "maybe," the movement of his lips tickling his skin, and laughs again.

"That's good, then. Because maybe you're my type, too."

LEANED OVER AND CRIED OVER HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS PAIRING IS.

[seafoamblues]

it is beautiful its truly beautiful
thank you ;;