I used to be an open book. But I'm a bit off the cuff, raw around the edges, and I've felt the need to have at least one barrier to my public thoughts
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First unplug the power to your modem. No, not the phone line, the POWER cord. Yes, that one, that one that comes from the outlet in the wall and delivers electricity. Now ensure that the outlet isnt clogged and stick your fingers in the socket to check for obstruction.
Next, disable the 4 anti-virus/firewall programs you have, that are probably stopping your connection. No ma'am, we're not trying to put bad things on your computer - have I tried to sell you anything?
Next, make sure you type something in the ADDRESS bar, not the search bar. THE ADDRESS BAR is where you put yahoo.com. Yes!
And quit viewing midget porn, it'll put so much spyware and viruses on your computer.
I got yelled at for an hour by a man who sounded like Stan Lee but was an amazing asshole. His last 5 calls to tech (over the last several months) were all documented in him being rude, cursing out people, and refusing to follow the tech's directions, so finally I was like "look, I do tech support. Either let me do my job or hang up".
I always enjoy your posts in AMA...may I friend you? No pressure to friend me back, but if you like, feel free to do so, of course. I'll go ahead and add you and if you have a problem with it, just let me know and I'll undo. :)
well, i'd totally give you a ride if i didn't live 3,000 miles away. unless we have some bush like shenannigans this year, i think it's pretty safe to say we're gonna have a black vote.
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Wut I do?
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Next, disable the 4 anti-virus/firewall programs you have, that are probably stopping your connection. No ma'am, we're not trying to put bad things on your computer - have I tried to sell you anything?
Next, make sure you type something in the ADDRESS bar, not the search bar. THE ADDRESS BAR is where you put yahoo.com. Yes!
And quit viewing midget porn, it'll put so much spyware and viruses on your computer.
Thank you for calling FN tech support :).
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Me: "Ok, now I need you to click on 'Tools'. It's on the right side of the internet window, with a little picture that looks like a gear."
Crotchety Old Man: "No! I need to be on MSN for that to work!"
Me: "...ok. Then let's go to MSN.?"
There was more, but I'll spare you. I wish I could have been spared. lol
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Anyone who mentions Kevin Spacey in a disclaimer notice makes me curious to read more. :)
May I friend you?
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It seems we have some mutual friends in common as well.
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I'm going to vote, just don't have a ride to early voting today, so its going to be in the long lines on Tuesday.
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fight tha power!
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I am choosing to add you as a friend to LJ, because your profile information matches some things from my life.
I am also bi-polar.
I found you from a comment you left on jameth's page? I think.
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