Comments | sdrawkcabsllort: carcinoGeneticist [CG] and gallowsCalibrator [GC] opened an accidental channel [030]

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carcinoGeneticist [CG] and gallowsCalibrator [GC] opened an accidental channel [030]

Oct 21, 2011 18:25

[The communicator feed comes on. A small, electric blue creature can be seen for a few moments. Its pointed, evil grin widens and then it sniggers. With a rustle of bright wings, it vanishes, and reveals the room behind it ( Read more... )

.accidental post, smithrumpus leader of the netherwing, mother of dragons, moth3r of dr4gons, playing games for girls

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[voice] mirthfulness October 21 2011, 17:42:21 UTC

...Can I all be gettin' a cape like that too?

[voice][1/3] sdrawkcabsllort October 21 2011, 21:39:46 UTC

Gamzee, shut the fuck u -

[Wait.]

[voice][2/3] sdrawkcabsllort October 21 2011, 21:42:02 UTC

[He scoots forwards on his knees and reaches out for the commnicator. He blinks at it, rattles it, presses a few buttons, and sure as shit, it was recording.]

[voice][done] sdrawkcabsllort October 21 2011, 21:44:12 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN PLAYING FOR I - FUCK - YOU - HOW - [He rips down the Pyralspite hood and continues to spit and bluster.]

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voice barnabydesu October 21 2011, 18:08:02 UTC

[BUNNY HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AT ALL...]

I'm somewhat concerned for the safety of that egg.

voice sdrawkcabsllort October 21 2011, 21:47:03 UTC

[Aware that the communicator had been recording, Karkat doesn't react quite so violently as before. Still...]

Hey, fuck you. She's been looking after dragon eggs all her fucking life.

voice barnabydesu October 25 2011, 06:55:31 UTC

[Barnaby doesn't even know if something like that is a surprise to him anymore.]

...Ah.

In that case, I apologize, and I'll just express concern over your ability to take care of the egg.

voice sdrawkcabsllort October 25 2011, 19:46:39 UTC

I am a qualified fucking dragon handler, so you can take that splintery shaft of pride out of your fucking anal orifice and stop sounding like such an uptight shitslap, hiding behind your ridiculous human sarcasm like a fucking shield.

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[action] canekind October 21 2011, 19:03:02 UTC

Now let's see if we can warm this thing up.

[ As she licks one of the spikes. ]

[action] sdrawkcabsllort October 21 2011, 21:49:05 UTC

[Karkat covers his face with his hands.]

I can't fucking believe people saw this.

[action] canekind October 22 2011, 20:26:29 UTC

Relax, Karkles. They got to see you in dragon-action. Winning a game for girls.

[ And she licks the egg shell again. ]

[action] sdrawkcabsllort October 22 2011, 22:16:39 UTC

[He looks ready to pound his head off of the egg. Maybe he would, if it wasn't for all the spikes.]

Fuck you, and fuck your honeyed, shit-slapping tongue for convincing me to do this.

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[ video ] reloved October 22 2011, 12:05:18 UTC

[ Minako just.. stares for a while at the feed, wondering what's going on. Troll games sure are weird!! Well, it's not like it doesn't look like fun all the same, but..

For a few moments she seems thoughtful as she turns on the feed before nodding to herself. ]

Sorry, Terezi, but I have to agree Will Smith is a pretty cool guy! Cute, too!

[ video ] canekind October 22 2011, 20:30:03 UTC

[ She pops onto the communicator with a big grin. This whole situation is quite amusing to her, but Karkat's embarrassment always gets her a few laughs.

And endless hours of entertainment. ]

It's not dragony enough! Though I will settle for Mistress Smithrumpus.

[ video ] reloved October 23 2011, 12:57:08 UTC

[ Grinning right back! Terezi, you were my best friend.. ]

Mistress Smithrumpus sounds just right! It's important to get the right balance of cool and dragony, isn't it?

[ video ] canekind November 6 2011, 02:59:32 UTC

[ And this is why she and Minako get along so well... ]

It is! Karkat's not dragon enough to see that, apparently. I'll have to teach him a thing or two.

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