carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a video/text channel [028]

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[The video feed comes on to show the gate of the graveyard. It's a sight many residents will be used to by now and may wonder why its coming on - until they see the long, gentle movement of an insect-like leg as it hooks over the top of the gate. A human hand follows it, then three other spider-like legs. The low evening light catches on many

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[mirthfulness]

lead me to it, bro.
i'll tear it's moterfuckin limbs off before it can lay one on you.

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DON'T.
IT'S NOT... DOING ANYTHING.
JUST SITTING THERE.
CREEPILY.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS IT, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A FUCKING SWEEP.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE MASHED A FUCKING SPIDER AND A HUMAN TOGETHER AND DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE BITS ON EITHER ONE EVEN WENT IN THE FIRST GODDAMN SHITFLIPPING PLACE.

[mirthfulness]

don't want it touching you.
don't want it getting near you.
i'll make pulp out of the motherfucker if it looks at you funny.

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DOES IT COUNT IF THE EYES ARE ALL OVER ITS FUCKING BODY.
BECAUSE THE EYES ARE ALL OVER ITS FUCKING BODY.

[mirthfulness]

uh.
maybe.
just don't up and let it start walking at you or nothing.

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WHAT KIND OF INCAUTIOUS NOOKSNIFFER DO YOU TAKE MOH SHIT
I'VE LOST SIGHT OF THE FUCKING THING.

[mirthfulness]

what.
okay, gonna come keep it from gnawing on you.

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NO, STAY THERE. THEY'RE NOT COMING OVER THE FENCE, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
NOW, IF THAT BITCH WITH THE NAILS SHOWED UP, THAT WOULD BE FINE.
SHE'S A FUCKING BUCKETSPITTING PUSDECANTER.

[mirthfulness]

IF YOU STAY AROUND THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND GET YOURSELF HURT
i'll be really motherfuckin angry, bro.

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HEY!
CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

[mirthfulness]

sorry.
you know i get my worry on for you.

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IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF I DON'T GO TODAY.
I WAS JUST FEELING KIND OF REALLY FUCKING MORBID ANYWAY, I GUESS.

[mirthfulness]

anything i can do to have you not worrying on such feelings?
you need to get your chill on in my horn pile, bro?

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IT'S FINE
I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF IT'S THERE FOR MYSELF.
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ONE OF KANAYA'S FUCKING STUPID RAINBOW DRINKER STORIES.

[mirthfulness]

guess maybe they ain't so much on the stupid side no more.
especially all given what
uh.
this place.

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THEY'RE NOT THE SAME HERE.
BITCHES ARE ALL WOMEN AND USE THEIR NAILS INSTEAD OF THEIR TEETH.
CREEPING SHITS, IT'S GROSS AS FUCK.
TRUST ME, I HAVE FIRST FUCKING HAND EXPERIENCE.