carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a video/text channel [028]

[sdrawkcabsllort]

[The video feed comes on to show the gate of the graveyard. It's a sight many residents will be used to by now and may wonder why its coming on - until they see the long, gentle movement of an insect-like leg as it hooks over the top of the gate. A human hand follows it, then three other spider-like legs. The low evening light catches on many

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[mirthfulness]

lead me to it, bro.
i'll tear it's moterfuckin limbs off before it can lay one on you.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

DON'T.
IT'S NOT... DOING ANYTHING.
JUST SITTING THERE.
CREEPILY.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS IT, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A FUCKING SWEEP.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE MASHED A FUCKING SPIDER AND A HUMAN TOGETHER AND DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE BITS ON EITHER ONE EVEN WENT IN THE FIRST GODDAMN SHITFLIPPING PLACE.

[mirthfulness]

don't want it touching you.
don't want it getting near you.
i'll make pulp out of the motherfucker if it looks at you funny.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

DOES IT COUNT IF THE EYES ARE ALL OVER ITS FUCKING BODY.
BECAUSE THE EYES ARE ALL OVER ITS FUCKING BODY.

[gamering]

Holy shit.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

IT'S LIKE SOME SICK ASSHOLE GOD PICKED UP A SPIDER AND A PERSON AND GROUND THEM TOGETHER.
THEN ADDED MORE LIMBS AND SOME MORE EYES FOR GOOD MEASURE.
JEGUS FUCK THEY HAD THE AESTHETIC TALENT OF A BLIND SHITSLINGER WHO JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE MOTHERGRUB'S PULSATING EGG SPHINCTER.

[gamering]

Didn't understand a good forth of that, but I'm just going to agree with you, amyway. Christ, that shit is fucking creepy.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

WELCOME TO DEMELEIER, CHUMP.
THIS IS THE SHIT WE LIVE WITH.

[queeningsquare]

Well, that's certainly something.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER A HUMAN YEAR AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THE FUCKING THINGS BEFORE.

[queeningsquare]

It's not going after you, is it? That's about the last thing I would want to be attacked by.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

NO, IT'S JUST SITTING THERE.
LOOKING CREEPY.
BEING WEIRDLY HORRIFYING.
I WAS GOING TO GO IN BUT I THINK I'LL NOT.

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[reloved]

What is that thing?

[ She probably doesn't even realise it's the same as what Karkat asked, really, it just comes out from sheer instinct. Minako seems more surprised than really scared though. ]

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[sdrawkcabsllort]

[Karkat shrugs, glowering at the gate over his shoulder as he turns to walk away.]

Fucked if I know.

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[reloved]

If it comes after you, you should just step on it! Squish it!

[ Not a rational solution there, Minako.. ]

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[sdrawkcabsllort]

How big do you think my fucking feet are?

[Video]

[ivorymask]

[Oh, hi. The Oni is now giving you his entire attention, Karkat.]

Edible.

[text]

[sdrawkcabsllort]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK
JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE SOME CREEPY PAINTED ELF THING DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING EATING HABITS.
THE OFFER WAS NOT OPENED.
NO FLOODGATES WERE OPENED.
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BARF A GALAXY OF DISGUST THANK YOU.

[Video]

[ivorymask]

[He's actually squinting as he tries to read the jumbled words, half of them making no sense at all. The message does not get through to his brain, unfortunately.]

Broken.

[Video]

[sdrawkcabsllort]

YEAH, IT LOOKS PRETTY FUCKED UP, DOESN'T IT.