FUCK FIGHTING AN ASSHOLE COVERED IN BLOOD. FUCK HIS LITTLE SHITTY AVATAR ASSHOLE SHOOTING ME IN THE NECK. FUCK THAT BITCH THAT... UGH. NO I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT. JUST FUCK THE BAVANSHEE, OKAY. FUCK HER SO HARD. I HOPE SHE PIROUETTES BACKWARDS INTO A FUCKING FIRE AND SEARS HER SHAMEGLOBES OFF. THEN SHE CAN RUB HER FACE ALL OVER THE SLIMIEST, MOST ERRATICALLY PULSATING SPHINCTER OF THE GROSSEST HORRORTERROR IN THE COSMOS. THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH ONE OF MY SICKLES AGAIN, CAPICHE?
NORMALLY I WOULD TELL YOU TO FUCK YOUR LIKE BUTTON BUT THIS IS A SENTIMENT THAT SHOULD BE LIKED. IT IS ONE OF WHOLESOME TRUTH. AND TRUTH IS BEAUTY. SO EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE THIS SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS EMO ABOUT UNEQUIVOCAL TRUTH EXACTLY AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIT UP BECAUSE WE'RE SICK TO THE QUIVERING ASSHOLE OF THE MOTHERGRUB OF THE NUB-TWISTING BULLSHIT THESE FAERY ASSHOLES SPRING ON US.
I KNOW I THREATEN TO PUKE A LOT, SO THIS WILL PROBABLY LOSE SOME OF ITS IMPACT. BUT I SPENT MY MORNING PUKING. MY NECK HURTS LIKE I'VE BEEN STABBED IN IT. AND I HAVE A NICE NEW SCAR TO GO ALONG WITH THE ONE THAT HEADLESS ASSHOLE GAVE ME. I GUESS IN TERMS OF HARDASS TOOLFUCKS I SHOULD FEEL PRETTY BADASS. BUT REALLY I JUST FEEL ANGRY AND SORE AND OH, GUESS WHAT? ANGRY.
WHAT'S BITING YOUR EMOTION-GLAND? IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, SHITNOZZLE. I WAS A STUPID ASSHOLE AND LEAPT OFF WHEN I SHOULD HAVE HUNG BACK AND ASSESSED THE SITUATION PROPERLY. I'M NOT A SHIT LEADER, LIKE HE SAID, BUT I DO NEED MY WINGMEN. AND YEAH, I FUCKED UP THIS TIME BUT I CAN MOVE ON FROM THAT BECAUSE PAST ME IS AN ASSHOLE AND I AM NOT PAST ME ANYMORE.
NO. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. WHY WOULD I BE ALL RIGHT AFTER LEAVING A MESSAGE LIKE THAT. MY USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK' SURE IS PROLIFIC BUT YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN I'M BEING A GRADIOSE LITTLE SHITMOUTH AND WHEN I'M NOT.
[ text ] oh hey I just decided to go ahead and comment either way (yea)relovedJuly 3 2011, 19:36:44 UTC
r u ok (ﾟдﾟ)
[ Yeah, she.. can't find it in herself just yet to leave a proper audio or video message, or even bother to type out more than that. And yet it didn't seem enough like her usual self, so she just adds that silly emoticon. ]
[ text ] ddfvsfvdfg :(sdrawkcabsllortJuly 4 2011, 17:27:18 UTC
OH FUCK OH JEGUS SHIT I MINAKO. FUCK. I.
[He thinks for a moment, his hands shaking over the communicator keypad. He remembers, vaguely, the feel of her blood sliding down his throat. He remembers far more vividly the way his throat ached as he vomitted it all back up. The acidic burn tingles violently.]
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what?
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FUCK HIS LITTLE SHITTY AVATAR ASSHOLE SHOOTING ME IN THE NECK.
FUCK THAT BITCH THAT... UGH.
NO I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT.
JUST
FUCK THE BAVANSHEE, OKAY.
FUCK HER SO HARD.
I HOPE SHE PIROUETTES BACKWARDS INTO A FUCKING FIRE AND SEARS HER SHAMEGLOBES OFF.
THEN SHE CAN RUB HER FACE ALL OVER THE SLIMIEST, MOST ERRATICALLY PULSATING SPHINCTER OF THE GROSSEST HORRORTERROR IN THE COSMOS.
THEN MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT SHE CAN DO WITH ONE OF MY SICKLES AGAIN, CAPICHE?
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is all that really necessary? sheesh!
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BUT THIS IS A SENTIMENT THAT SHOULD BE LIKED.
IT IS ONE OF WHOLESOME TRUTH.
AND TRUTH IS BEAUTY.
SO EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE THIS SHIT.
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What are fucking though, I'm still confused.
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AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIT UP BECAUSE WE'RE SICK TO THE QUIVERING ASSHOLE OF THE MOTHERGRUB OF THE NUB-TWISTING BULLSHIT THESE FAERY ASSHOLES SPRING ON US.
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BUT I SPENT MY MORNING PUKING.
MY NECK HURTS LIKE I'VE BEEN STABBED IN IT.
AND I HAVE A NICE NEW SCAR TO GO ALONG WITH THE ONE THAT HEADLESS ASSHOLE GAVE ME.
I GUESS IN TERMS OF HARDASS TOOLFUCKS I SHOULD FEEL PRETTY BADASS.
BUT REALLY I JUST FEEL ANGRY AND SORE AND OH, GUESS WHAT?
ANGRY.
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I’m sorry, Karkat. If you need anything, I’ll do my best to help out, okay?
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IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, SHITNOZZLE.
I WAS A STUPID ASSHOLE AND LEAPT OFF WHEN I SHOULD HAVE HUNG BACK AND ASSESSED THE SITUATION PROPERLY.
I'M NOT A SHIT LEADER, LIKE HE SAID, BUT I DO NEED MY WINGMEN.
AND YEAH, I FUCKED UP THIS TIME
BUT I CAN MOVE ON FROM THAT
BECAUSE PAST ME IS AN ASSHOLE
AND I AM NOT PAST ME ANYMORE.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
WHY WOULD I BE ALL RIGHT AFTER LEAVING A MESSAGE LIKE THAT.
MY USE OF THE WORD 'FUCK' SURE IS PROLIFIC
BUT YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN I'M BEING A GRADIOSE LITTLE SHITMOUTH AND WHEN I'M NOT.
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[ Yeah, she.. can't find it in herself just yet to leave a proper audio or video message, or even bother to type out more than that. And yet it didn't seem enough like her usual self, so she just adds that silly emoticon. ]
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OH JEGUS
SHIT
I
MINAKO.
FUCK.
I.
[He thinks for a moment, his hands shaking over the communicator keypad. He remembers, vaguely, the feel of her blood sliding down his throat. He remembers far more vividly the way his throat ached as he vomitted it all back up. The acidic burn tingles violently.]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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