carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [010]

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PUBLIC FUCKING SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, YOU PERSNICKETY FUCKWITS.
AND A NEW EPISODE OF A UNICORN PISSING AROUND AND BEING SICKENINGLY ADORABLE FOR THE DELUDED LITTLE GIRL I GUESS.
ANYWAY.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MORE REAL TROLLS HAVE SHOWN UP IN DEMELEIER

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[fountainofcute]

:33 < b
:33 < buckets????
:33 < *ac is scandalized!!! she cofurs her furgin eyes to hide them furom this terrible purrversion X((*

:33 < pps h33h33
:33 < but im her cub! :PP

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ONCE AGAIN, IT FALLS TO YOUR LEADER TO DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO.
AND NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT STOP INDULGING HER.

[fountainofcute]

:33 < h33h33 karkitty youre a grrreat leader!
:33 < pawsibly the best
:33 < *ac curls her tail into the shape of a big heart and smooches karkitty all ofur his face with both mouths! beclaws he is a furking grrreat leader and all*

:33 < p'awwww
:33 < but what if i am also indulging nepeta?!
:33 < which is me

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THAT'S RIGHT
LEADER GETS ALL THE SMOOCHES
I FULLY EXPECT TO HAVE TO TURN AWAY SOLLUX AND EQUIUS SHORTLY.
AND NOW I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.

AND...
FINE.
JUST NO ROLEPLAYING WITH HER.
I CAN'T
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE WOULD GET UP TO IF YOU OPENED UP THAT REALM OF BULLSHIT AND MASTURBATION.

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[toplay_thefool]

She's not delusional, Karkat. That's what shows on her communicator.

And... I'll be sure to tidy away any buckets I see lying around.

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WHAT, YOU CAN SEE IT TO IF YOU LOOK AT HERS?
WELL FUCK.
MAYBE WE CAN GIVE IT TO SOLLUX, HE CAN FIX PRETTY MUCH ANY KIND OF BLIP ON SOMETHING TECHNOLOGICAL.
OF COURSE HE'S A RECLUSIVE JACKASS WHO HATES HIMSELF SO GETTING HIM TO DO IT WOULD BE FUCKING IRRITATING.

AND THAT'S GOOD.
IT'S A MATTER OF PERSONAL HYGIENE NOW.

[toplay_thefool]

I think I'd see it too, but I haven't checked.

It's not something that needs fixed, Karkat. I asked the Guardian to do it on purpose. I apologise for any inconvenience, though.

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...
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.................... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT D:

[elementalwheel]

but karkat
shes just like a little mithra
if mithra were also trolls

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BUT MITHRA ARE NOT TROLLS
AND TROLLS ARE NOT MITHRA
AND I HAVE THE LAST WORD IN THIS SO WE'RE NOT ADDRESSING THE SITUATION ANYMORE.

[elementalwheel]

fine i wont adopt her
i dont think Cid would be happy if i adopted random children without asking her anyway

but i will guide her in the ways of being purrrfectly feline

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YOU'RE ACTING ALL PUT UPON BUT DON'T THINK I CAN'T TELL YOU WERE GRINNING LIKE THAT HEADLESS DOUCHEBAG WHEN YOU MADE THAT AWFUL CAT PUN.

[reloved]

why do we have to put away buckets? you sound just like mom when she starts about me having to clean my room! ( ﾟдﾟ )

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OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I AM NOT EXPLAINING THE DELICACIES OF TROLL REPRODUCTION TO A MORONIC GLASS OF FUCKJUICE LIKE YOU.

[reloved]

wait wait so you even reproduce differently? ._.

... maybe i was right about the trolls are more like bees thing all along!

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I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE CROTCH YOU GO SAILING OUT OF YOUR SHOES.

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[junesoholic]

Mister unicorn! You should probably watch out when you try to use that bucket.. It must be hard to hold it with just hooves, right?

[ Yes, today the unicorn is trying to fetch some water with a bucket for a change of pace. It's totally innocent, okay. ]

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... I
I
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MEANT TO FILTER OUT UNSUITABLE MATERIAL AND NOW SHE SEES A FUCKING HORSE WITH A MASSIVE HORN ON ITS HEAD FONDLING A FUCKING BUCKET?!
EQUIUS MUST NEVER FUCKING SEE THIS
HEY
SOUJI
IF YOU'RE READING THIS
I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY

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[junesoholic]

[ Give her a few moments as she just stares in awe. ]

W-wow! Good job, now the bucket is full all the way! I knew you could do it!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD.