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sdrawkcabsllort

carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [009]

Feb 08, 2011 15:04

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[ video ] junesoholic February 8 2011, 15:37:38 UTC

[ GUESS WHAT KARKAT MISTER UNICORN, NANAKO IS PREPARED THIS TIME. She's sitting down with paper and some ink while staring at the communicator. She needs to document everything about the unicorn, it's for science! ]

Mister unicorn, you're back! Um.. I think I'm going to try drawing you again today! Is that okay?

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 15:49:55 UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE.
I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCKING SHIT.
I'M TOO FUCKING ANGRY.
OUR LITTLE HATEDATE MEANS LESS TO ME THAN THE SMUG MUNGTOWER TALKING TO ME ELSEWHERE IN THIS POST.
WE ARE FINISHED, SUNSHINE.
I DIDN'T ENJOY A SINGLE FUCKING PART OF IT.

[ video ] junesoholic February 8 2011, 17:50:22 UTC

[ There's a slight moment when Nanako looks up and stares at the camera with a surprised expression on her face, almost as if she could understand Karkat for once..

... but no, she's just studying the unicorn for a moment for sketching reference. ]

I'm having a lot of fun like this!

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 18:38:52 UTC

CLIP MOTHERFUCKING CLOP.

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[ audio ] endofdaydream February 8 2011, 15:44:58 UTC

You know, I doubt they even really speak one of those languages. Don't waste your effort.

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 15:48:21 UTC

IT'S CALLED REPETITION FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT YOU INDESCRIBABLE IGNORAMUS.

[ audio ] endofdaydream February 8 2011, 15:59:45 UTC

Oh? So sorry to ruin your dramatic speeches, idiot.

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 16:18:04 UTC

I SERIOUSLY COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT YOU, YOUR MISGUIDED OPINIONS OF ME, AND YOUR INABILITY TO SEE WHEN A SPEECH IS DRAMATIC AND WHEN IT'S GENUINELY HURT, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.

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1/2 hatemychores February 8 2011, 16:29:11 UTC

[ ... Wow, that was some rant. ]

[audio] hatemychores February 8 2011, 16:31:25 UTC

[ And Danny is probably going to regret this: ]

You uh... you okay over there?

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 16:38:49 UTC

I AM GEARING UP TO UNLEASH A SLEW OF THE MOST SICK TROLLING OVER HERE.
IT'S LIKE THESE ARE THE FLOODGATES, AND THIS IS THE ALL-EMCOMPASSING WATERS.
WELCOME TO THE TROLLOCALYPSE.
THEY ARE UP SHIT CREEK, AND GUESS WHAT?
I BROKE THEIR FUCKING PADDLE.

[voice] hatemychores February 8 2011, 22:13:18 UTC

... I'm gonna go ahead and guess that I'm missing something here.

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[Text] 1/2 tatertotpapa February 8 2011, 21:41:13 UTC

[Real troll hands are ill equipped for texting]

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[Audio] 2/2 tatertotpapa February 8 2011, 21:49:30 UTC

-in' voice on...dere!

[The tone shifts from cursing to much more subdued and relaxed. This reminded him of his children's temper tantrums too much to really have any effect. Though they wouldn't dream of using such language while within striking distance.]

Who be joo, angry t'ing? Ah take it ah be one of dose trolls joo talkin' about, ya?

Hush now, what be da problem?

[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort February 8 2011, 22:05:07 UTC

YEAH, JOO BE ONE OF DOSE TROLLS I TALKIN' ABOUT.
JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAMBOT I THINK I LOST ABOUT A MILLION BRAINCELLS EVEN APING THAT APPALLING EXCUSE FOR AN ACCENT.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, DRINK ABOUT A MILLION GALLONS OF MUSCLEBEAST MILK BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY FUCKING WAY I CAN JUSTIFY A VOICE BEING THAT THICK.
AND THAT IS A TERRIBLE JUSTIFICATION.
IT'S LIKE SOMETHING A CULLED WRIGGLER WOULD HAVE SQUEAKED BEFORE HE WAS CHURNED UP FOR A PAINT SET.

[Voice] tatertotpapa February 8 2011, 22:13:10 UTC

[Words, words, words. He had no idea what the angry text was saying, but the overall tone was difficult to miss]

Shh, mon, shh.

T'ink it out, what be upsettin' joo?

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text theonlyteddie February 10 2011, 01:30:31 UTC

WHAAT R U EVN TALKING ABOWT?!?!?

[text] sdrawkcabsllort February 10 2011, 13:06:00 UTC

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THERE WERE DICKBAGS WHO LOOKED NOTHING LIKE A BEAR, ACTED NOTHING LIKE A BEAR, KNEW NOTHING ABOUT BEING A BEAR, AND YET CLAIMED THEY WERE SOME FUCKING BEARS ALL RIGHT?
YOU'D BE PRETTY PISSED OFF, WOULDN'T YOU?
OR MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO POLICE PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES AND SAY WE'RE ALL BEARS IN LOVE AND WAR OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW, ONLY THAT'D YOU'D WRITE IT LIKE A MASSIVE TOOL WHO CAN BARELY EVEN READ.
EITHER WAY THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, BUT WITH LESS BEARS AND MORE TROLLS.

[text] theonlyteddie February 12 2011, 02:40:16 UTC

well thhenn they wud be impostr bears!!!

hmm. okay i get it now!!

................wait whats a 'troll'

[text] sdrawkcabsllort February 27 2011, 10:05:51 UTC

I'M A TROLL, YOU BEARY DUMB FUCK.

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