Comments | sdrawkcabsllort: ♋ carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [005]

sdrawkcabsllort

♋ carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened a text channel [005]

Dec 20, 2010 15:17

FUCK THIS PLACE.
JUST.
FUCK IT SO HARD.
SCREW IT RIGHT IN ALL ITS LITTLE BITCH ORIFICES UNTIL IT EXPLODES FROM THE FUCKING PRESSURE.
GOD I'M TIRED.

he's not crying at all, .text post, all of the anger all of it, you have shamed us all, land of fairies and douchebags

Comments 36

[text] from_the_vine December 21 2010, 01:46:50 UTC

You know, some day someone's going to come along and fuck your shit right the hell up.

sdrawkcabsllort December 21 2010, 01:52:22 UTC

FUCK YOU, DOUCHECANOE.
I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY.
OR THE MOTIVATION.

[text] (trollllllllllllll in the dungeons!) from_the_vine December 21 2010, 01:56:00 UTC

Douchecanoe. That's a new one. I'm going to use that one in the future. Keep going.

[text] sdrawkcabsllort December 21 2010, 01:59:12 UTC

DID YOU JUST CHOOSE TO IGNORE THE LAST BIT.
OR DID YOUR TINY HUMAN MIND SHUT DOWN BECAUSE READING IS HAAAAARD?

Thread 23

the_aurailia December 21 2010, 15:57:01 UTC

Ey kid, don't let the man get you down si? [Says the manic depressive. Looks like he's come out of hiding though, he thinks he's in the clear from his run-in with Link.]

sdrawkcabsllort December 22 2010, 16:11:57 UTC

THERE IS NO MAN GETTING ME DOWN.
NO PATHETIC HUMAN COULD EVER 'GET ME DOWN'.
THE VERY IDEA IS OFFENSIVE.

the_aurailia December 26 2010, 22:17:35 UTC

Is a saying ey? It don't actually mean any specific man, just the fucked up shit ey?

sdrawkcabsllort December 26 2010, 22:43:34 UTC

YEAH WELL THERE'S A LOT OF THAT.
BUT YOU GET IT EVERYWHERE.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT BOTHERS ME.
UNFLAPPABLE LEADER HERE.

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text redtattoos December 22 2010, 00:56:55 UTC

[That. Is a lot of hostility.]

...I assume you had a run-in with something?

sdrawkcabsllort December 22 2010, 16:13:05 UTC

OH HEY, ANOTHER ONE.
JEGUS THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU, AREN'T THERE.
JUST MY FUCKING LUCK.

redtattoos December 22 2010, 21:20:34 UTC

Sorry...?

Writing something like this is bound to get people's attention, you know.

sdrawkcabsllort December 23 2010, 00:38:11 UTC

THERE ARE A METRIC SHITTON OF HUMANS HERE.
OR WEIRD, NOT-QUITE-SURE-WHAT THINGS.
LIKE MITHRA.
OR FLESH-DEVOURING HOOFBEASTS THAT CAN LOOK LIKE YOUR LUSUS.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET.
ALL THE FUCKING MAGIC.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A MIRACLE JUST HOW MUCH SHIT THERE IS IN THIS PLACE, AND EVERY DAY I JUST UNCOVER A LITTLE BIT MORE, LIKE I'M SOME GREAT ARCHAEOLOGIST, LIKE TROLL INDIANA JONES OR SOME SHIT.
ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS LOOKING SLICK AND SPRY WITH A FANCY HAT.
JUST HEADING TO DIG-SITES AND ANCIENT ARCHITECTURE AND STUMBLING ACROSS A MASSIVE TREASURE TROVE.
A TREASURE TROVE OF SHIT.
THAT'S ME, RIGHT THERE.
KARKAT JONES.
DISCOVERER OF THE SHITTROVE.