Yeah, this whole 'having you as the leader' thing is seriously going to work out when you're just going to act like this all the way.
[ Ange already in a bad mood because of Souji disappearing + talking to Karkat? Not a good combination, nope. She's already keeping herself from just smashing on the keyboard, to be honest. ]
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DISDAIN AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE. NO ONE ELSE STEPPED FORWARDS. NOW SIT TIGHT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE NEXT WATCH MEETING. THAT'S WHEN I WILL OPEN THE FLOOR ON THIS ISSUE.
Nobody else stepped forwards yet because it hasn't even been a day or so yet, moron. Besides, is becoming a dictator really going to help any of this in any way?
LISTEN, SHITSLAP, THE WATCH ISN'T SOMETHING WE CAN LEAVE HANGING. IF HE COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE FOREST IN TWO DAYS, GREAT. HELL, I'LL EVEN PUT OUT SEARCH PARTIES FOR HIM. BUT UNTIL THEN, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HEAD THE WATCH, AND I AM A GOOD LEADER, WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE YOU THINK OF ME. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU CAN CAST A VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE DURING THE WATCH MEETING.
I SHOULD START A CHARITY CAUSE FOR ALL YOU HUMANS AFFLICTED BY THE ASTOUNDINGLY AWFUL FORM OF 'WIT' YOU CALL SARCASM. IF ONLY I HAD BUCKS OR FUCKS TO GIVE.
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[ Ange already in a bad mood because of Souji disappearing + talking to Karkat? Not a good combination, nope. She's already keeping herself from just smashing on the keyboard, to be honest. ]
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NO ONE ELSE STEPPED FORWARDS.
NOW SIT TIGHT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL THE NEXT WATCH MEETING. THAT'S WHEN I WILL OPEN THE FLOOR ON THIS ISSUE.
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IF HE COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE FOREST IN TWO DAYS, GREAT.
HELL, I'LL EVEN PUT OUT SEARCH PARTIES FOR HIM.
BUT UNTIL THEN, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HEAD THE WATCH, AND I AM A GOOD LEADER, WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE YOU THINK OF ME.
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU CAN CAST A VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE DURING THE WATCH MEETING.
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'YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE'.
ALSO, I'M THE BETTER CANDIDATE BY FAR.
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And why would you be the better candidate? I was a leader back home too, you know!
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SAVE IT FOR THE WATCH MEETING.
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THAT'S ME IN A NUTSHELL, WHEN IT COMES TO LEADERSHIP.
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RIGHT NOW? FUCK NO.
DO YOU THINK LEADERSHIP IS A WALK IN THE PARK? THERE'S SO MUCH PAPERWORK SHIT HERE I NEED TO WADE THOUGH.
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IF ONLY I HAD BUCKS OR FUCKS TO GIVE.
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WELL OBVIOUSLY I WILL.
IT'S WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING STARS.
THE ONES I MADE FOR YOU ALL.
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