Twilight...

[sdlucly]

Okay, so I gotta be honest here. I went through those books like it was crack (which it totally is) and I was an addict (which I totally AM NOT). It was... yeah, it was like very bad fanfic but you can't seem TO PUT DOWN. It was... weird, in a way. I don't tend to get caught by bad books, but dude, this wasn't a book! No publisher should have

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[geeky_ginger]

By the time it got to Breaking Dawn...I realized I was really only in it for Jasper/Alice and Jacob...was losing so much interest in Bella/Edward.

So I really liked those specific sections...the rest I just read all 0_o

[sdlucly]

I was never really into the whole Bella/Edward thing, because for me Bella is every Mary Sue I've ever read. *shrugs* But I liked Edward (maybe because the author WAS in love with an Edward during her high school years so she totally wrote him like this very nice loving perfect guy - at least that's my theory).

The REASON I started reading the books after watching New Moon in the theater was because of Alice. I realized that I really liked her character (I had just seen Twilight not three days before at home) and how she was friends with Bella (just like she had predicted, at least in the movie) and I wanted to read more about THAT, so I started reading the books. *shrugs*

Jasper/Alice was so very light, it was almost nonexistant. I hate that, because they focused so much on the stupid dog, most of Jacob's POV I just kept skimming over. Argh. *shudders* Nevermind.

I LOVED Jasper's backstory, though, it was so great. And I felt so bad for the poor guy, no wonder he had so much trouble going vegetarian. *g*

[geeky_ginger]

This is why Eclipse will always be my favorite book of the 4.

[sdlucly]

Oh, book 3 was so much fun too! What with anyone thinking Alice would be this delicate flower and she moves faster than you can see! *g* That and now that I remember, the whole newborns bit, and, oh! The games of chess!!! The games of chess that lasted half a minute because Alice could see she would lose! *laughs*

Now I wanna read book 3 again! LOL

[popmusicjunkie]

The fourth book is by far worse than ANY bad fic I have ever read.
It is like every single cliche fic trope paired with flowery descriptives mixed with the purplest damn prose ever ever ever.

ALSO THE BABY NAME....LOLOLOLOL. Lame!

That being said, I bet the fourth movie is going to be entertaining as hell.

[sdlucly]

ISN'T IT??? ISN'T ITT??!!! EVEN CHA'KA HAS VERY WEIRD SEX WITH DANIEL IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER!!! *dies a little bit inside*

IT WAS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BAD FIC THAT GOT PUBLISHED.

WHAT THE HELL????

*takes in a deep breath*

Sorry, but I still can't believe ANYONE in their RIGHT MIND would publish that book.

SHE GOT PREGNANT BY A VAMPIRE? AND HAD A WEIRD HALF HUMAN THING? Dude. Last time I read that was... was in Buffy The Vampire VERY CRACKY FIC! *shudders*

Renesmee. GOD. That's corny beyond being corny. That's "I'm 12 and IN LOVE WITH THE PRETTIEST BOY IN CLASS" CORNY. *shudders*

Oh, I'm so gonna have fun watching that movie. I'M GONNA LAUGH MY ASS OFF WATCHING THAT MOVIE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[jassylou]

I'm taking your word for it sdlucly.Thanks for saving my cash!!! *g*

[sdlucly]

The books are really bad fanfic, but dude, you should totally read it anyway. It's, at least for me, a sure way to laugh my ass off throughout the books. I downloaded it to read on my cell, and ended up going through them at the computer like it was, well, very bad crack. But yeah, at least I found it totally funny. *nods*

Give it a shot, you might just enjoy the irony of it all!

[jassylou]

I may just doooo that. I could do with a good laugh!!

My son has just scared the crap out of me with that PARANORMAL ACTIVETY. It's ookay if you don't live on your own. Too Creepy for Moi!

I'm a scaredy cat!! *g*

[sdlucly]

Uhh, I get it. I get freaked out over the smallest thing!!! *laughs*

We both are, babe!

[julii_wolfe]

yeah, pretty much. that. I tell people that it is like a twinkie. you eat it, you know it is bad for you, but fifteen minutes later, you won't remember that you ate it, and your stomach might ache.

Thank god for the fast pacing, that is all I"m saying.

I call the baby "Evil Vamp Baby of Doom" TM. *snickers* It really is bad fanfiction that was somehow published. It makes me feel ashamed because I keep coming back to the fact that Stephanie Meyers actually teaches English. She doesn't write it very well, but she teaches it.

*head bangs desk* and still she has more $ then I ever will. :)

[sdlucly]

But it's funny as hell, that much I tell everyone. It's a book that you shouldn't take serious but you can read and laugh your ass off for hours and hours. *g*

Yeah, it wasn't dragging much, was it? Then again, I pretty much skimmed through all of Bella's depression because I had just seen the movie (like, the day before) so I knew she was depressed, she was almost suicidal thinking she'd get to see Edward ONE LAST TIME and Jacob has never really done it for me. *g*

LOL. I was calling it "the thing" while telling my friend all about it. He was hooked on it, urging me to read it so I could tell him more about the thing that was almost eating his (I was sure it'd be a boy, to tell you the truth) mommy from the inside out. *laughs*

She teaches English? Ohmygod. That's so... yeah, I'm jealous as hell because it's lame ass fanfiction and she's got more money than she might know what to do with. It's depressing, really.