Seven Obsidian Candlesticks.

[scythrop]

The year is 1972 and you're a career gal on the move, but you haven't quite made it to the corner office yet. You'll do what it takes to get there-sign whatever infernal contracts are thrust before your piercing green eyes-but right now you are still doing time in the Steno Pool. Sigh! Consequently you are stuck at work on a Tuesday, AND IT'S

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[ahuckle]

There is quite a difference between the witch on the cover of "How to Become a Sensous Witch" and the witch on the cover of "Caldron Cookery"!! And that Naked Witch sure is dirrrrty!!

[scythrop]

The Naked Witch gets even dirtier! There's a whole section on reading signs of personality on the skin ... not palm-reading, but scrotum-reading! And I dare not transcribe the blasphemies associated with the Black Mass.

[ahuckle]

"The heat of your own body bakes the communion bread" LOL!!! I never realized that hyperventilating would lead to ecstasy! I can't wait to get home and grab a brown paper lunch bag!

[champignon]

brilliant!!!

Though, I have the hardest time keeping that extract of opium in stock...

[scythrop]

It's true, the extract of opium doesn't tend to keep too long...

Oh well, at least we only need ordinary hemlock and not the imported stuff.

[kore]

fabulous!

happy halloween.

[scythrop]

To you as well. I hope your festivities are devilish.

[cataptromancer]

Amazing! Hope you don't mind if I link?

[scythrop]

Feel free, frater. As free as one liberally anointed with the Satanic electuary!

[aslant]

this is so hilarious!
my extra-favorite part is that the naked witch's name was not quite hippie/witchy enough; it's not just darlene, but GAY-darlene. what an amazing name.

[scythrop]

And it's not like most modern witches of 1972 go by their own names, even. It's all about the Witch Name! See, Babetta has it figured out...