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[scuttle]

I was about to get into the shower this morning when I saw "SECRET" and "PROTECTED" stamps on my stomach. I had completely forgotten that I stamped myself while getting classified documents ready for the mail yesterday. Good thing no one saw, because anything with a stamp counts as classified and any classified items have to be locked up outside of

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[ltmurnau]

Haw haw haw!

[sushineko]

Priceless!

[byzantium_dei]

brilliant.