I.C. 003

[sculptor_un]

I went to Sir Oldguy's mansion on Saturday night, un. It was... interesting, un. It turned out that he had uniforms, un. So I was dressed up as a slutty maid, un, that brings back bad memories of that one party... -shudder- So, if I wasn't having my ass grabbed by... rich, old, and usually fat old businessmen, I was taking a sip of whatever the

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[uchiha_dobe]

WHat do you mean fatten me up? I'm not a cow!

[sculptor_un]

...Do you want to be, un?

[sculptor_un]

A cow, that is. >_> Un. But you need more meat on you, un, it's just kind of gross to be able to count your ribs, un. You can see mine, but you can't count them, un!

[uchiha_dobe]

...Fine. YOU buy the ramen though.

[slashedhaiate]

Bother me how?

[sculptor_un]

Oh... I don't know, un. -considers prodding and then running away, ala Potter Puppet Pals-

You're going to blow off an arm one day..

[frenetic_mind]

...Scratch out the second, Deidara-san. Don't you think I've suffered enough?

I would threaten you for blowing up bothering Sasuke but he can stand on his own.

...Send your mother my greetings.

I'm /careful/, un! -touched that he cares-

[sculptor_un]

...Visiting you is a joy, un~. And what is that supposed to mean, un?

Ha, little Uchiha can threaten? He sounds like a tough little freshmen, un.

-nods head and smirks- I shall, Itachi-san, un.

Of course. Like you're careful with everything else.

[frenetic_mind]

You know quite well what I mean - it's tiring having to clean up after you every visit.

Of course. He's my brother.

And try not to shock her into a coma with your mis-adventures, please.

-nods head proudly-

[frenetic_mind]

Ehehehe... I'm not that messy, am I, un? -shifty eyes-

-nods head- It could only be expected from an Uchiha, un.

I only say the things she wants to hear, un.