43rd Shave: Accidental Voice Post

[scruffy_fellow]

[voice post activated]

[a small thud--the sound of voice device being knocked to the ground, unbeknownst to its owner]

-selfish of me. I know it is, but I can't help it.

Every single time something like this happens, every single fucking time, they do their thing while I sit and wonder what the hell is going on, and then they never even tell me

Comments

[breakerofchains]

I'd look forward to see him more than his partner, you know. Things might perk up around here.

[scruffy_fellow]

It'd be worth it to see the little furball pay.

[scruffy_fellow]

Tcch.

I do not feel beloved by your cat right now, Vash. In fact, I'm feeling quite the opposite. Either Sneakers hates me with the fiery passion of ten thousand suns or he has a peeing fetish for my pants.

Take your pick.

[scruffy_fellow]

Then why does he does it?

[scruffy_fellow]

I don't believe you.

[scruffy_fellow]

Yours.

[scruffy_fellow]

Unconvincingly.

[scruffy_fellow]

... For someone to make us shut up and stop telling the truth.