Wanted: Keeper

[scrubschick]

Preferably female between 30 and 55 although gay male same age range will be considered. Heterosexual males need not apply.
Must like shopping and be experienced window-shopper.
Must be able to say "No!"
Must have own leash. Handcuffs might be helpful.
Previous experience training dogs shoppers would be helpful

Comments

[suenix]

i think it is time to you to acknowledge that
you have a craft problem. http://stat.livejournal.com/img/talk/sm02_wink.gif
http://stat.livejournal.com/img/talk/sm02_wink.gif
I hear that there are meetings that you can attend......

[scrubschick]

Hi. My name is scrubs and I flit from hobby to hobby like a hummingbird. I want to be good at everything and wind up good at nothing. Please lock me away before I spend any more money. *g*

[kixxa]

You're just too passionate, that's all. Gets you into trouble every time. *voice of experience*

[scrubschick]

I want to do it all! I must have it all! *greedy hands* Gimme gimme! I have wanted to try quilting for ages now. I guess this will be my chance. Nothing like starting small, eh? *g*

[kixxa]

King-size quilt? Piece of cake! *g*

[scrubschick]

I figured I'd be more motivated if it was something I can use. *facepalm* However, the new sewing machine is just that fun. *g*