4th Wall Day

[screwyoubob]

Okay! Uhm! Everyone keep calm! Don't panic! I'm not panicking! I'm not! Someone just--

[He titters, an edge of hysteria in his voice as he jogs in circles.]

--turned on a very dangerous machine in my lab why would you do that oh GOD oh God oh God everyone keep calm it'll be okay! It'll be okay! Oh my God!

Comments

[screwyoubob]

Hi! Hello! Who are you?

[screwyoubob]

Another engineer! YAY! Hi! What kind of engineer are you? It's been so long since I've talked to another one!

Oh! Uhm...

[He flushes.]

Your voice sounds nice.

[meinxxherz]

Y-you're really bad at--at setting a good example!

[screwyoubob]

A good example of what, though? Oh my God, it's Herzhessian. Wow! Hi! Hello!

[meinxxherz]

A--A good example of staying cuh-calm.

...

A-and Hi.

[screwyoubob]

Hi!

[crackedkatana]

HOLY SHIT IT'S B

...

WILL YOU SING ME THE PERIODIC TABLE SONG, B? :')

[screwyoubob]

I--sure! Knowledge is to be shared always! Do you want to sing along?

[crackedkatana]

jflkf;lakskf;sfk

Baijznyherglert'allalax Sempotyllallalligrfturg, I would be honored.

[screwyoubob]

Oh my God, this will be so much fun! I'll sing one verse and you sing the others, okay?

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium!

[uberlebender]

Bai
jzny
herg
lert
al
la
lax.
[She misses when he was this cute and awkward.]

[screwyoubob]

[That voice is familiar.]

... yes?

[uberlebender]

[Pause.]

Guess who.

[screwyoubob]

Uhm... uhm...

[Squiiiiint.]

[kg_mothafscka]

Get more cruisers in here!

[screwyoubob]

Cruisers?!

[kg_mothafscka]

This guy's good!

[screwyoubob]

[He preens.]

Hee! Thank you!