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MY FULL TIME JOB HAS ME BY THE BALLS
It really took me a long time to get this done. A lack of motivation didn't help either BUT I'M BACK BABY.
WITH MORE ANIMU CLICHES, PLOT HOLES AND CLUNKY TURN-BASE
What was I doing oh yeah I was leveling up because I suck
ugh I really hate this cave but it's the only place to find any decent fights good for grinding
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention Plua's ability. She attracts enemies.
WITH HER TEARS D:
DING
DING I SAY
I am suddenly taken back to my Super Mario 64 days and my constant falling into lava. Good times
YES DOUBLE YESYESYESYES
This is the best move ever and you'll see why
Diemia's sprite always looks so sad ):
I'd be a bit depressed too if my sole purpose in life was to be a stepping stone
Lita, I'm evicting you
For someone much more capable
SONOFA--
No, Klein! You're only encouraging her!
How? It's "Dragon Gem". That's actually pretty vague.
and unoriginal
lololol "WTF OF COURSE NOT GTFO OF HERE"
Aren't you an alchemist Rurona? Why don't you LEAVE ME ALONE and go find one?
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
I'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS
f**k you, pig.
f**k you.
I CAN STILL WIN I GOT THIS
HAH YOU GOT NOTHING
le gasp!
it's so hard to be a decent character
durrr can I be a part of this scene too guys durrr
Are you some kind of idiot?
In fact, why am I still with you losers?
And the last horse crosses the finish line
Still not Delsus status but you're a strong second.
aaauuugh no not you nooooo
Questionable ones I bet
the echo is back
you... what?
SO DID I. 'SPLAIN.
THIS FILLS ME WITH CONFIDENCE
DELSUS NO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE
I need my fix, man.
Why does everyone in this game have the vocabulary of a 15-year-old?
just imagine this with Gary Oak's theme from the first generation pokemon games. It makes it a whole lot funnier.
NO REALLY???
YES. YOU, LITA
You're obviously not listening god it's like talking to a brick wall
Because I'm gullible :D
Not suspicious at all, Veola.
"So, what do you want to name this level?"
"lol cal it FORT GALGA!!!! FORT GALGA FTW!!!"
"Uh, isn't that just galgazit without the zit?"
"yea so its GENYUS DUN BE JELLUS HATER!!!!"
oh this looks promising
I suppose you're wondering what the chickens are for.
So am I.
There always is
"Nothing is going to go wrong today! :D :D :D"
NEITHER CAN I
This could never backfire!!
WE'LL BE CUTE AT YOU SO HARD
KABLOOIE
LEAVE YOU TO YOUR DOOM IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID
ARE YOU READY FOR NON-STOP BATTLES
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
I see the writers got their dialogue right out of "Generic Things Minions Would Say".
STONE ELEMENT THAT SAYS STONE ELEMENT
PEOPLE ARE MADE OUT OF ROCKS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Yeah the level ups came POURING IN during this quest. I think they each got at least three.
NEXT
oh now that's just lazy
I'm sure this is a fetish somewhere
I WANT ME SOME WHIZ FIZZ
wtf is that thing that doesn't look like candy >:(
lololol heavy metal lololol that's a stupid name
ahahahahaha what is that doing on your head that's just ridiculous who designed these guys?
LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH WHEN I HEADBUTT YOU
IT TOOK LONGER THAN THE SCREENCAPS MADE IT LOOK SRSLY
"What are we going to do about these fairy designs?"
"COPYPASTA COPYPASTA"
PF?
Professional Fairies?
Pixie Fighters?
Prancing Forest? Oh, I get it they're from Prancing Forest
That was actually very funny to watch
They pretty much broke the door down with their little fairy faces
I'M OFF TO MAKE MORE WOMEN UNCOMFORTABLE
LITA THIRSTS FOR MORE BLOOD
oooh new mana item ooooh
How do you hold that thing?
Air element I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE NEXT MANA IS YOU GUYS
Giant door blocking my path I guess we're going for the whole "defeat the enemies door magically opens" trick then?
ugh seriously this couldn't get any more cliche.
Last one :D
dhgjkdfhvkjfhbdNOOOOOO
MISS YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. MISS?
at this point I nearly RAGE QUIT because DAMMIT I DIDN'T THINK TO SAVE
So close to ending the screencap here but I swore to myself I'd finish this quest
THINGS WENT BETTER A SECOND TIME AROUND
I am very relieved :|
IS THAT REALLY ALL IT TOOK WHY DID I WASTE MY TIME WITH ALL THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE
I'd have to say the level ups were pretty worth it though
EACH ONE OF THEM MORE GENERIC THAN THE LAST
very lame indeed
CHANGE THE SPRITE COMPLETELY NOBODY WILL NOTICE
hahahahaha I love Delsus' attitude with this. He doesn't even sound angry it's hilarious.
And that's just SO MUCH WORSE
yeah he didn't last very long
wtf Norn you have issues, seriously.
you mean we could've GONE AROUND IT THE WHOLE TIME?
ATELIER IRIS YOUR PLOT HOLES MAKE ME SO ANGRY
Magical ones that don't exist because there is never any sign of a landslide ever
AHAHAHAHA AGAIN WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT
OH DELSUS
of course you are
That sprite is hilariously unsuitable for his tone.
It looks he should be all "oh god just hold on to me you baby what is wrong with you seriously I can't believe this"
what
FOR THE LOVE OF--
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL LITA. I HIGHLY DOUBT SHE POSES MUCH OF A THREAT TO YOU
DJKNFKDJSNGVKFDJSV NO ONE SHOULD BE THIS JEALOUS
AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS A LITTLE BIT OF THE JEALOUS TYPE
I don't blame Klein for being a little perplexed here.
I'm a bit "WTF" myself right now
oooh there's our next mana statue I wonder what it is
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOOSE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAT DOWN AND THOUGHT THIS TO BE A GOOD NAME
hint hint
HINT HINT
HINT HINT
I'LL GO SEE THAT STATUE WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY
...why do I get the feeling that someone has really screwed up on the NPC names here?
NO GROWLOON WILL STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY MANA
Klein: I wonder what kind of mana it is :D :D :D
Voiced by Susie from the Rugrats
You really do have a problem with repeating everything someone says, Klein
I'm beginning to think that Silwest is just as DURRRRR as Klein
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING
HAH
don't count on it, Silwest
nothing too special, keeps enemies away and all that.
The problem with this is that it disappears every time you enter a new area
stained grass nooooo wait I thought stained grass only grows where it's cold what is this THIS ITEM IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE ME HEADACHES
I've had enough for now that was almost three quests and I've got a hangover TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE PLOT HOLES AND CLICHES
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MY FULL TIME JOB HAS ME BY THE BALLS
It really took me a long time to get this done. A lack of motivation didn't help either BUT I'M BACK BABY.
WITH MORE ANIMU CLICHES, PLOT HOLES AND CLUNKY TURN-BASE
What was I doing oh yeah I was leveling up because I suck
ugh I really hate this cave but it's the only place to find any decent fights good for grinding
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention Plua's ability. She attracts enemies.
WITH HER TEARS D:
DING
DING I SAY
I am suddenly taken back to my Super Mario 64 days and my constant falling into lava. Good times
YES DOUBLE YESYESYESYES
This is the best move ever and you'll see why
Diemia's sprite always looks so sad ):
I'd be a bit depressed too if my sole purpose in life was to be a stepping stone
Lita, I'm evicting you
For someone much more capable
SONOFA--
No, Klein! You're only encouraging her!
How? It's "Dragon Gem". That's actually pretty vague.
and unoriginal
lololol "WTF OF COURSE NOT GTFO OF HERE"
Aren't you an alchemist Rurona? Why don't you LEAVE ME ALONE and go find one?
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
I'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS
f**k you, pig.
f**k you.
I CAN STILL WIN I GOT THIS
HAH YOU GOT NOTHING
le gasp!
it's so hard to be a decent character
durrr can I be a part of this scene too guys durrr
Are you some kind of idiot?
In fact, why am I still with you losers?
And the last horse crosses the finish line
Still not Delsus status but you're a strong second.
aaauuugh no not you nooooo
Questionable ones I bet
the echo is back
you... what?
SO DID I. 'SPLAIN.
THIS FILLS ME WITH CONFIDENCE
DELSUS NO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE
I need my fix, man.
Why does everyone in this game have the vocabulary of a 15-year-old?
just imagine this with Gary Oak's theme from the first generation pokemon games. It makes it a whole lot funnier.
NO REALLY???
YES. YOU, LITA
You're obviously not listening god it's like talking to a brick wall
Because I'm gullible :D
Not suspicious at all, Veola.
"So, what do you want to name this level?"
"lol cal it FORT GALGA!!!! FORT GALGA FTW!!!"
"Uh, isn't that just galgazit without the zit?"
"yea so its GENYUS DUN BE JELLUS HATER!!!!"
oh this looks promising
I suppose you're wondering what the chickens are for.
So am I.
There always is
"Nothing is going to go wrong today! :D :D :D"
NEITHER CAN I
This could never backfire!!
WE'LL BE CUTE AT YOU SO HARD
KABLOOIE
LEAVE YOU TO YOUR DOOM IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID
ARE YOU READY FOR NON-STOP BATTLES
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
I see the writers got their dialogue right out of "Generic Things Minions Would Say".
STONE ELEMENT THAT SAYS STONE ELEMENT
PEOPLE ARE MADE OUT OF ROCKS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Yeah the level ups came POURING IN during this quest. I think they each got at least three.
NEXT
oh now that's just lazy
I'm sure this is a fetish somewhere
I WANT ME SOME WHIZ FIZZ
wtf is that thing that doesn't look like candy >:(
lololol heavy metal lololol that's a stupid name
ahahahahaha what is that doing on your head that's just ridiculous who designed these guys?
LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH WHEN I HEADBUTT YOU
IT TOOK LONGER THAN THE SCREENCAPS MADE IT LOOK SRSLY
"What are we going to do about these fairy designs?"
"COPYPASTA COPYPASTA"
PF?
Professional Fairies?
Pixie Fighters?
Prancing Forest? Oh, I get it they're from Prancing Forest
That was actually very funny to watch
They pretty much broke the door down with their little fairy faces
I'M OFF TO MAKE MORE WOMEN UNCOMFORTABLE
LITA THIRSTS FOR MORE BLOOD
oooh new mana item ooooh
How do you hold that thing?
Air element I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE NEXT MANA IS YOU GUYS
Giant door blocking my path I guess we're going for the whole "defeat the enemies door magically opens" trick then?
ugh seriously this couldn't get any more cliche.
Last one :D
dhgjkdfhvkjfhbdNOOOOOO
MISS YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. MISS?
at this point I nearly RAGE QUIT because DAMMIT I DIDN'T THINK TO SAVE
So close to ending the screencap here but I swore to myself I'd finish this quest
THINGS WENT BETTER A SECOND TIME AROUND
I am very relieved :|
IS THAT REALLY ALL IT TOOK WHY DID I WASTE MY TIME WITH ALL THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE
I'd have to say the level ups were pretty worth it though
EACH ONE OF THEM MORE GENERIC THAN THE LAST
very lame indeed
CHANGE THE SPRITE COMPLETELY NOBODY WILL NOTICE
hahahahaha I love Delsus' attitude with this. He doesn't even sound angry it's hilarious.
And that's just SO MUCH WORSE
yeah he didn't last very long
wtf Norn you have issues, seriously.
you mean we could've GONE AROUND IT THE WHOLE TIME?
ATELIER IRIS YOUR PLOT HOLES MAKE ME SO ANGRY
Magical ones that don't exist because there is never any sign of a landslide ever
AHAHAHAHA AGAIN WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT
OH DELSUS
of course you are
That sprite is hilariously unsuitable for his tone.
It looks he should be all "oh god just hold on to me you baby what is wrong with you seriously I can't believe this"
what
FOR THE LOVE OF--
SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL LITA. I HIGHLY DOUBT SHE POSES MUCH OF A THREAT TO YOU
DJKNFKDJSNGVKFDJSV NO ONE SHOULD BE THIS JEALOUS
AND THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS A LITTLE BIT OF THE JEALOUS TYPE
I don't blame Klein for being a little perplexed here.
I'm a bit "WTF" myself right now
oooh there's our next mana statue I wonder what it is
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOOSE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAT DOWN AND THOUGHT THIS TO BE A GOOD NAME
hint hint
HINT HINT
HINT HINT
I'LL GO SEE THAT STATUE WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY
...why do I get the feeling that someone has really screwed up on the NPC names here?
NO GROWLOON WILL STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY MANA
Klein: I wonder what kind of mana it is :D :D :D
Voiced by Susie from the Rugrats
You really do have a problem with repeating everything someone says, Klein
I'm beginning to think that Silwest is just as DURRRRR as Klein
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING
HAH
don't count on it, Silwest
nothing too special, keeps enemies away and all that.
The problem with this is that it disappears every time you enter a new area
stained grass nooooo wait I thought stained grass only grows where it's cold what is this THIS ITEM IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE ME HEADACHES
I've had enough for now that was almost three quests and I've got a hangover TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE PLOT HOLES AND CLICHES