fic: the clinic [academy]

[screamlet]

Title: The Clinic
Fandom: ST (Reboot)
Characters: McCoy, Kirk, Gaila
Rating: PG-13 (LANGUAAAAGE)
Word Count: 700ish
Summary: McCoy has to work.
Notes: For zlot, who was saaaaad yesterday: more gchat fic. (AO3)

Comments

[lavender_basil]

Would it be weird if I humped this fic's leg?

[oliveoyl]

It is the only sane reaction!

[lavender_basil]

Yeah, that's what I thought!

[screamlet]

I would be honored.

[feels_like_fire]

Oh god YES. *claps like a seal* YAAAAAAAY SO FUN

FWIW, McCoy is so my dad in this fic. My dad is a dermatologist and I can't tell you how many times he'd be all *long-suffering sigh* when my friends would come over with weird rashes or moles or spots or what have you. Ahahahah!

[screamlet]

Aww yay, glad you liked! ♥

HAHAHA oh god poor doctors everywhere, each and every one. SIGH.

[feels_like_fire]

My parents are both doctors. It's so hilarious to watch, like, "House, M.D." with them because my mom starts yelling at the TV all "WHERE ARE THE RESPIRATORY SPECIALISTS" this and "HE WOULD BE FIRED FOR THAT" that "THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO AN EPIDURAL" the other thing and just basically a long string of "OH MY FUCKING CHRIST" before she stomps out all in a huff. Then inevitably pokes her head back in to ask what happened.

Also, the amount of fic(lets) that you and waldorph have been chugging out the past week make me cranky. *shakes a fist* WAY TO PUT THE REST OF US TO SHAME, BATCH. Which reminds me, did you sign up for big bang?

[screamlet]

AAAAAAHAHAH my parents do that, too -- they're not doctors, they've just worked with hospitals and BEEN in hospitals and "House" is SO DUMB. JFC. HUGH LAURIE, DO BETTER.

JFC I KNOW. AND THERE'S MORE. I'm posting my where_no_woman fic on Monday, a fic the three of us (us + leupagus) worked on later today, and there's like, two other WIPs I want to GET THE FUCK DONE, so, uh, we're stupidly busy. I'm trying to avoid actually beginning the process of packing and moving -- don't know what HER excuse is!

Nooooooo I don't sign up for big bangs. D: They're scary.

[forsweatervests]

He trots off to Starfleet Medical every morning, takes a few xeno-fucking-everything classes in the afternoon

Yeah, these clearly worked. :-D

[screamlet]

AHAHAHAH well played, ma'am.

[forsweatervests]

I doff my hat to you.

[screamlet]

WELCOME TO SCREAMLET'S SOPHOMORE YEAR OF COLLEGE. JFC.