fic: job skills for the real world [academy crack]

Jun 15, 2010 22:39

This is like, so not anything, but waldorph insisted and if I resisted y'all would have no fic.

Title: Job Skills for the Real World
Fandom: ST (Reboot)
Characters: Kirk, Gary Mitchell
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 700
Summary: Next to "Mandatory Sensitivity Training", "Job Skills for the Real World" was the most bullshit class Starfleet Academy had to ( Read more... )

fic: gen, series: crackalicious academy days, fandom: star trek (reboot)

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screamlet June 16 2010, 02:50:06 UTC
GOOD BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL

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screamlet June 16 2010, 03:20:04 UTC
OKAY IT'S ALL YOURS, KEEP IT, YOU TWO WILL BE SO HAPPY 2GE+HER

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devilishdestiny June 16 2010, 03:00:16 UTC
god dammit, when are you and Waldorph getting married? seriously, you two will have the greatest marriage/baby/epic-romance/disco ever.

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screamlet June 16 2010, 03:19:34 UTC
Why buy the waldorph when we keep trading jugs of milk for free?

Wait, what.

THANKS?

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devilishdestiny June 16 2010, 03:50:41 UTC
tax write-offs and protection free sex.

wat?

you're welcome.

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screamlet June 16 2010, 04:09:09 UTC
HAHAHAH YOU'RE A MARVEL. WHAT A CARD.

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feels_like_fire June 16 2010, 03:58:32 UTC
I'll have one of whatever you had before you wrote this. Girl.

pee ess, I loved the lines about Mitchell scratching his balls. keep it classy, screamlet. ♥

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screamlet June 16 2010, 04:08:00 UTC
IT'S CALLED A NINE-HOUR WORK DAY.

Yeah, we're classy here at chez screamlet, with our electric cat collection, trashy pirate romance novels, Starfleet martyrs getting knocked up by their wives, 80-year-olds texting and fucking -- SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

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feels_like_fire June 16 2010, 04:14:27 UTC
BOY DO I KNOW HOW THOSE FEEL. THEY SUCK ASS, DON'T THEY?

SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? the only place I wanna be, bb ♥ <3333333 YOU ARE MY FAVORITEST AND ALSO THE PERSON I CAN ABUSE WITH CAPSLOCK, LALALALALAAAA

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screamlet June 16 2010, 11:28:35 UTC
SUCK WITH A CAPITAL SUCK

HAHAHAHA THIS IS CAPSLOCK CENTRAL. WELCOME. TO JURASSIC PARK. oh what the fuck.

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oliveoyl June 16 2010, 04:01:56 UTC
I

LOVE

YOU

AND

THIS

SO FUCKING MUCH.

More Academy crack, more more more, more Gary, omgggg.

I just... I enjoy your company, and your mind, and most things about you.

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screamlet June 16 2010, 04:09:39 UTC
STOP QUOTING ME AT ME, IT'S SO CREEPY, YOU CREEPER

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oliveoyl June 16 2010, 10:56:48 UTC
WHAT

CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE

INGRATE

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screamlet June 16 2010, 11:27:51 UTC
ILU

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screamlet June 16 2010, 11:27:34 UTC
IF ONLY REAL LIFE HAD AIRLOCKS.

kasjdfhg poster ♥ ♥ ♥ I GOT NO WORDS NO MORE, JUST POSTER

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