fic: job skills for the real world [academy crack]

[screamlet]

This is like, so not anything, but waldorph insisted and if I resisted y'all would have no fic.

Title: Job Skills for the Real World
Fandom: ST (Reboot)
Characters: Kirk, Gary Mitchell
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 700
Summary: Next to "Mandatory Sensitivity Training", "Job Skills for the Real World" was the most bullshit class Starfleet Academy had to

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[screamlet]

GOOD BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL

[screamlet]

OKAY IT'S ALL YOURS, KEEP IT, YOU TWO WILL BE SO HAPPY 2GE+HER

[devilishdestiny]

god dammit, when are you and Waldorph getting married? seriously, you two will have the greatest marriage/baby/epic-romance/disco ever.

[screamlet]

Why buy the waldorph when we keep trading jugs of milk for free?

Wait, what.

THANKS?

[devilishdestiny]

tax write-offs and protection free sex.

wat?

you're welcome.

[screamlet]

HAHAHAH YOU'RE A MARVEL. WHAT A CARD.

[feels_like_fire]

I'll have one of whatever you had before you wrote this. Girl.

pee ess, I loved the lines about Mitchell scratching his balls. keep it classy, screamlet. ♥

[screamlet]

IT'S CALLED A NINE-HOUR WORK DAY.

Yeah, we're classy here at chez screamlet, with our electric cat collection, trashy pirate romance novels, Starfleet martyrs getting knocked up by their wives, 80-year-olds texting and fucking -- SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

[feels_like_fire]

BOY DO I KNOW HOW THOSE FEEL. THEY SUCK ASS, DON'T THEY?

SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? the only place I wanna be, bb ♥ <3333333 YOU ARE MY FAVORITEST AND ALSO THE PERSON I CAN ABUSE WITH CAPSLOCK, LALALALALAAAA

[screamlet]

SUCK WITH A CAPITAL SUCK

HAHAHAHA THIS IS CAPSLOCK CENTRAL. WELCOME. TO JURASSIC PARK. oh what the fuck.

[oliveoyl]

I

LOVE

YOU

AND

THIS

SO FUCKING MUCH.

More Academy crack, more more more, more Gary, omgggg.

I just... I enjoy your company, and your mind, and most things about you.

[screamlet]

STOP QUOTING ME AT ME, IT'S SO CREEPY, YOU CREEPER

[oliveoyl]

WHAT

CREEPER LOVE IS DEEPER LOVE

INGRATE

[screamlet]

ILU

[screamlet]

IF ONLY REAL LIFE HAD AIRLOCKS.

kasjdfhg poster ♥ ♥ ♥ I GOT NO WORDS NO MORE, JUST POSTER