[screened to f-list] you have got to be YANKING me

[scratch_gabba]

Chaz just rung me. if anyone reads Trash mag then DONT get it this week an if youve already got it DONT read page 8 an if you already read it DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT IT I AM NOT JOKING. I dunno how they fuckin get away with the stupid untrue LIABLEOUS shit they print but i hope they all rot

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[nothing_kind]

Dignified silence is the best course. That, and a lawsuit.

[scratch_gabba]

Yeahhhhhhh. I reckon.

Aint got a lawyer. hopefully Dajves got htat one covered though :-\

[bikini_bamalam]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JUSTIN CATES. Is that SRSLY ur name? Like I kno the Justin part, but CATES??????? I almost wee'd my pants.

I've had like a million calls all morning, mostly from Mitchs cousins and aunties 2 make sure we're still married and 1 from Cat whos all grossed out about Frank cuz she 4got, LOLZ. Srsly dont let it get 2 u, its just trash u know? Every1 knows they never get it rite, theyre a joke.

Just make Grumbles wear his I ONLY DATE DJS tee and go 4 a big walk on the heath. U kno. Justincates.

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[journal_etc]

JUST INCATES! I COULD NOT LOVE YOU ANY MORE!

[scratch_gabba]

ah man my sides are splittin i've never heard that joke before.

NEVER heard that one before.

[journal_etc]

Oh Justin. Settle petal.

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[scratch_gabba]

hey Ebs yeah hes in bad books. Im SO sorry, hes never been that bad before. I mean i know he goes for squirrels and pigeons an that and I KNOW he aint too fond of cats but I never seen him proper go for someone before. hes on probation. I might have to take him the vets and get done after all if hes gonna be agressive :-\

I'm dead sorry though. I wouldnt of brought him if I knew you had the cat with you xx

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[scratch_gabba]

ah babes dont, i feel bad enough! He could probaly smell the cat on you yknow? I dont mean like you smell of cat or nothin, hes just mad for cats he can pick up a whiff a mile off.

his nose is the least of his worries right now. He'll be alright hes been in scraps before.

Cheers for bein ok about it. Hope Louis is ok now? if he needs vet or anythin im payin the bill ok?

[journal_etc]

Alright lover?

What's got pumpkin's knickers in a twist? You know I can't stand seeing you so distressed.

Jon
Xxx

[scratch_gabba]

Alright sexy?

hey i tell you what how about we get a FAKE DIVORCE from our FAKE RELATIONSHIP an then maybe i'll stop bein so fuckin distressed, smart arse.

[journal_etc]

:-*

ANOTHER DIVORCE? Christ. Well, you're paying for this one, stuperstar.

[scratch_gabba]

ah never mind hey maybe we can sell the inside story to Hello or summat, pay for the privelege of GETTIN THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHERS LIFES.

[prinklebrick]

Terrible taste you have in men there. Give us a bell when you see this.

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[scratch_gabba]

messaged you. Come home early tonight? x