My New Business Card

[scottwoods]

I wrote this to someone who asked me to help them with their poetry. I'm thinking I'll just have business cards with the web address of this entry made up and just hand them to anyone who asks for the same. If I'd had a thousand of these made up in the last year, I'd be out by now.

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Dear Y,

Sorry for taking so long to respond.

Comments

[shadowprison]

Dude, I only wanted to know if it was okay
for me to use the lines "her nipples / like pig dicks / in a cyclone"

[drama_queen3750]

And now the whole internet is reading parts of this and saying "Is he talking about me?"