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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several

months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. 
One day, he motioned for her t o come nearer. As she sat by him, he 
whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me 
all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to 
support me. 
When my ( Read more... )

Too funny....enjoy!

follow these steps [in order of course]

1.go to  www.google.com

2.click on maps

3.click on get  directions

4.go from " new york " to "paris, france  "

5.scroll down in the directions to number 23

6.laugh and  then re-post this ASAP so other people can  enjoy

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarassing.
Step 4: Post and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING ( Read more... )

pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - my ex
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a ( Read more... )

You Are Corona
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when you have an hour to kill...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5137581991288263801&q=loose+change

..no joke. watch it.

ATTENTION!!!!

Product recall for contact wearers!!

Renew with moisture lock has been recalled because it causes eye fungus and BLINDNESS!!!

STOP using this contact solution if you do...so you don't go blind.

That is all.

How easy she was to please with the stories ( Read more... )

The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay boy in Vermont...

"Manyletters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexualmenace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enoughfrom you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the"homosexual agenda" and your allegations that ( Read more... )