Of all the idiot reasons to almost sit out a game...

[scott_hatteberg]

I'm washing my hair yesterday morning over the side of the bath tub when this bottle full of soap that must weigh 5 pounds falls square on the back of my head. Almost blindsighted me, no kidding!

So now I have this second head growing out of the back of my skull and it seriously hurts to wear a batting helmet.  I went 2-4 though, so I suppose I

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[mark_redman]

I think more people should try that actually.

[scott_hatteberg]

try getting smacked by a bottle or smacking me over the head with a bottle? i might be grateful for the first one since i'd have some company in my genius, but i don't think the second option's quite so easy to appreciate.

i haven't seen you in a while! how are things in good ol' missouri?

[swish_fan33]

hahaa! That's funny Scotty!
Sorry to laugh at your pain but I got one even better than that ~ The other night I was gettin' on the scale - in the dark - with only the night light on, I couldn't see the numbers so I go to bend down & smack my forehead right on the window ledge in front of me!! Talk about "Seein' Starz" - needless to say , I slept quiet well that night :)

[scott_hatteberg]

aww, honey! i'm sorry, but i'm laughing at you too. i've got a whole novel of things like this. maybe i drink too much. or that's what i'm telling myself to avoid the diagnosis of "just plain dumb."

ran into a table the day before yesterday and couldn't walk for two hours. ? a novel, i swear to god.

[swish_fan33]

Well my dear , it's not that your just plain dumb and it's probably not because you may drink too much...I think it's just that we're always in a hurry to get things done & we need to just remind ourselves to "slow-our-roll". That's all, just stop & smell the flowers :)

A few months back , I was in a big rush at 6 am , straightening out the slip cover on the couch & I was tying the ties on the arms & one flipped up & scratched my eyeball! Yes, a scratched cornea, haha. Anyway , I couldn't open my eye for a month. I have to say , it was one of the worst pains I ever felt ( I even cried, now THAT was stupid )...Who'd a thunk it!?

I bet our stories combined , we could not only write a novel , but we could have an entire "series" of novels!!!

Oh, and don't get me started on the time I was running from a wasp & my flip flop got caught on the lawn chair!!!!! That's a whole other story ;)