...who let the mother*!^#^$ing dogs out?

Happy Birthday to the only Ploughboy who can get away with the bowler hat, the one and only chiabrit. Gemtlemen, start your livers. =)

...a shout-out and a happy birthday to the Mama Bear, the woman who helps us watch those small free birds fly, and the only person I know who shares a birthday with MTV, the one and only ursa_minor! See you shortly =)

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the man of a thousand government identity documents, someirishdude. Hope you get your present delivered all right with no hassles.

In your honor, we have prepped a Wood Shampoo and are about to work up a Number Six on a couple of IS&T database developers. Just like the old days...

Tottenham Hotspur or Newcastle United?

July 19, On This Day:

* Galway liberated from Indians

* Marathon becomes Snickers

* Ice Age Ends

*EZ-E Born

Happy birthday to Fr. ericasco! Will you have a nice piece of cake? There's cocaine in it...

..to America's Sweetheart. Among other things, being married to her has, more times than I can count, prevented me from...well, those of you with roots in Bastard Squad will understand "the most cigarettes."

Mwah to jsmitty_o! Love you sugar!!

Dear God, has it really been ten years ( Read more... )

Discretion is the better part of valor. Also a good way not to get fired. After witnessing a couple of near-misses, I'm now on stealth mode. If you want in on the fun, you should probably shoot me e-mail.