i swallow the sound, and it swallows me whole (closed)

[healful]

Who: manscruff and thenobledie
When: July 23th, afternoon
Where: somewhere...
Format: action
What: It's like these hobags have a homing signal for each other or something...and find each other in the worst way possible.
Warnings: idk.

Comments

[manscruff]

[ okay. listen. roofs here are steep. and slippy. it is not his fault-- okay, so maybe it is.

he rolls to his feet and offers her an apologetic helping hand ]

Mi dispiace, madonna. Are you alright?

[ says the kid who just fell from almost three times his height and by all rights should be the injured one. APPARENTLY, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAS HAPPENED. it's just... the first time it's been onto a pretty woman. a very pretty ginger lady. ]

[manscruff]

[ ...... oh my god what just happened. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? that totally just happened. oh my god, this will be so embarrassing when this whole thing is over. ]

... Of course, madonna. [ he-- what-- i don't even-- let's... just go with default courtesies. ] As you wish.

[healful]

[ LEARN TO STEALTH, EZIO. ]

Well then?

[ she gesture both hands, palm up. what are you going to do for her! ]

[manscruff]

[ HE CAN STEALTH, OKAY, GEEZ, GET OFF HIS BACK.

um. ummm. CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING YOURSELF? HE... he's really not good at this sort of thing.

seriously. ]

If you would like an escort...

[healful]

[ GET OFF HERS, FIRST.

shirley shrugs. ]

Very well.

[ half-turning to start walking again. ]