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[stopkissingme]

[Here, have a very peeved Caroline. She doesn't like being kidnapped. At all. Been there, done that. But hey, at least she's not in a cage and she's not being shot at. Her voice is deceptively sweet as it is firm.] Look, who ever brought me here, you might as well let me go. You don't know who you're messing with. I can take you. I don't care who

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[video]

[trickster_treat]

Not a kidnapping per se.

You fell through a dimensional portal into a brand new world! Ta da~!

[video]

[stopkissingme]

Okay. So you're the person who kidnapped me? [Because... what?]

[video]

[trickster_treat]

Nope! I'm a kidnap victim too. Got dropped here a few months ago.

We could play cell-mates.

[video]

[stopkissingme]

How am I supposed to believe you? Do you work for Klaus?

[ignite_the_sky]

It's my understanding that kidnappers generally don't care what the victim wants. If they did, they wouldn't be kidnapping anyone.

[And now that that's out of the way...]

Welcome to Anatole. You'll find that leaving tends to be a bit of a pain.

[stopkissingme]

Let me guess another kidnap victim?

[ignite_the_sky]

Ah, I like to think my being here was more the product of a human transmutation gone wrong, but that's only because the term kidnapping seems a little off for my age.

[stopkissingme]

Surprise! It's not just for kids!

Video

[likesaboss]

I thought the same thing at first. But it seems it's not that simple.

Video

[stopkissingme]

So what? This place is a kidnapping factory.

Video

[likesaboss]

More of an alternate dimension sort of thing. It sounds crazy, I know.

Video

[stopkissingme]

Your the first person to give me a straight answer. Even though you're right, it sounds crazy.

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

You can't take them. Not even if you pee on them.

But the Forge is better than a cellphone. [Except sometimes, when it's totally not.]

[voice]

[stopkissingme]

Peeing on them?

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

It's kind of a long story. The short version is that even if you pee on the Door and hit it with chairs or baked goods it still won't open.

Not when you want it to, anyway. And if it does it'll probably spit out cannibal-cat-monsters. Or jerks.

Oh. Welcome to Anatole.

That first part probably didn't sound very welcome-y, did it?

[voice] ROFL

[stopkissingme]

[This girl is... insane? Peeing on doors?]

Well, I guess it's good that I don't go around peeing on things...

It sounded sort of... crazy.

[stakesthings]

They suck at kidnapping, and yet here you are. All... kidnapped.

[stopkissingme]

They didn't stick around to tell me I've been kidnapped. And they didn't tie me up. And they left me a cell phone thing.

They suck.

[stakesthings]

That's sucking at detaily... stuff. Or it would be, if you were kidnapped instead of pretty much sucked into a hell dimension.

[EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS ISN'T A HELL DIMENSION, IT JUST. MAKES. SENSE.]

[But, in deference to the consensus...]

Or a dimension that is very hell-like, and yet somehow unhellish. Because that makes all the sense.

[stopkissingme]

... A hell dimension? [What?]