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[saltsandburns]

[ The feed is set on video, and you all have one very unimpressed Dean to deal with. ]

Right, okay. Let me just throw this out there right away; am I dead? 'Cause really, that wasn't the deal. [ It came due too early if that really is the case. ] And not to be nit-picky, but boy, this wasn't what I was expecting. [ Where's the hellfire and

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[Video]

[saltsandburns]

[ Oh, a voice message. He doesn't like that. ] Okay, awesome. You go anything else crazy to throw in the mix?

[Video]

[saltsandburns]

I already heard about the mist. Is that really the only thing keeping everyone in their seats?

[charmprince]

Stupid haircuts happen all the time here, as do tall and lanky. You'll have to be more specific than that.

Anyway, can't tell you if you're dead or not, though I'd guess the mouth on you and the attitude might be a bit of a giveaway against that idea. As for expectations, well.... I guess that depends on what you're expecting.

[saltsandburns]

His name is Sam? Guy like...oozes geekiness. Top that with the haircut and big foot thing he has goin' on, and it's kinda hard to mistake him for anyone else.

[ He's...pretty sure he's not dead by now, yeah. ] Just wasn't expecting, well, this. Gotta say, I don't mind this one bit though.

[charmprince]

Hmm... I haven't really seen anyone who fits that description, but then, I haven't really been looking, either. You'd figure if you came here immediately asking about him, though, he'd probably be asking about you-- and I haven't heard all that much about anyone looking for anyone.

It's not so bad. Though I have to ask, what were you expecting?

[saltsandburns]

[ Geez. ] So what have you been doing if not, I don't know, keeping an ear and eye on things here?

Uh... [ Vague shrug. ] Something darker. Way darker.

[stakesthings]

Are you supposed to be dead?

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Pretty sure I've seen you once before. In an "on the Forge" kind of way.

[saltsandburns]

[ He'll ignore the first question, thanks. ]

Pretty sure you haven't, darlin'. This place you people've got yourselves runnin' here's kinda hard to forget, after all -- and trust me me when I say I'd remember bein' here.

[stakesthings]

Yeah, you know, your face is pretty memorable. Last time you were doing construction or something.

[...yeah well.]

Probably one of those reboot things. Anyway, welcome to the city of mist and weird hollywood themeparkish victorian gear.

[saltsandburns]

[ Construction? Okay then. ]

Right. [ He...doesn't really look like he believes her. At all. ] Reboot? So what, that Door thing kicked me out, only to then yank me right back all fresh and clean? What's the point?

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[theotokos]

I guess I'm going to sit here and thank my lucky stars I have yet to see any "black-eyed children". Yet.

Yet being the key word.

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[saltsandburns]

Yeah, that's a headache I don't need right now. [ He's just...so glad that he has yet to see any recognizable demons. ]

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[theotokos]

You've got the run-down on this place, right? I wouldn't hold your breath.

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[saltsandburns]

I did, and no, I'm not jumpin' from joy. [ And while it's not something he's exactly ever dealt with -- not to this level, at least -- he's sure he can manage. For now. ]

But all I gotta do is find a way back, right? I know, I know, everyone says it's impossible, but hell, if I'm just gonna roll over and call it a day. [ Let him try and fail. ]

[video]

[photosbythebed]

You're not dead. But you've probably figured that out already.

[Also? What Buffy pointed out about you being here once before is right, but why mention that part again?]

[video]

[saltsandburns]

Yeah, sure, but I had a date with death anyway that I need to get back to. Bein' stuck here is kind've a problem. [ He can't fuck around on this deal, after all. ]

[video]

[photosbythebed]

You sure that's something you want to get back to? Not like it matters, because being stuck here is everyone's problem. Welcome to Anatole.

[Sure you've heard that too.]

[video]

[saltsandburns]

Not really, but bein' here wastes time. [ But indeed, it doesn't really matter. As for the welcome... ] Huh, thanks. [ Pause...and then a smirk. ] So what is it with this place anyway, kidnappin' so many pretty faces.