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[saltsandburns]

[ The feed is set on video, and you all have one very unimpressed Dean to deal with. ]

Right, okay. Let me just throw this out there right away; am I dead? 'Cause really, that wasn't the deal. [ It came due too early if that really is the case. ] And not to be nit-picky, but boy, this wasn't what I was expecting. [ Where's the hellfire and

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[maythespirits]

Black-eyed sons of... what?

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[maythespirits]

[ And he gets another confused look before she offers him a small, polite smile. ]

My name is Kahlen Amnell. And, to answer your first question, I'm a Confessor.

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[saltsandburns]

[ Making a slightly confused face here. ]

Kahlan? What the hell kinda name is that? [ And barely with a pause; ] Never heard of a Confessor before. You some kinda weird sub-demon?

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[maythespirits]

[ She's ignoring his first question. ] No. It's an ancient order of women that a very powerful wizard created during the Great War that were meant to bring justice to, as well as rule, the Midlands.

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[saltsandburns]

[ He just stares and...then snorts. ] Right. Someone must sped a lotta time in the fictions section of the library, huh? [ Which is a shame, 'cause she's kinda hot. But, oh well. ]

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[maythespirits]

I haven't set foot in a library in quite some time, actually.

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[saltsandburns]

That right? So when you're not, y'know, tellin' people this stuff, what do you do?

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[maythespirits]

I help the Seeker. Confessors are raised to not only protect the Midlands but to also make sure any Seeker born during their lifetime fulfills the prophecy. [ A beat. ] Or, in Richard's case, prophecies.

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[saltsandburns]

Oh wow, deep. [ ...There might be a hint of mocking in there. But only a hint. ]

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[maythespirits]

Believe me or not, but it's the truth.

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[saltsandburns]

I've seen and heard a lotta crazy stuff? But...no one's ever tried to unload this much fantasy novel on me before, darlin'.

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[maythespirits]

If there was a way for me to prove it to you without hurting an innocent person, I would.

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[saltsandburns]

[ Well, okay. He wouldn't want her to hurt anyone for something like that either. ]

S'all right, I'd rather you keep livin' the fantasy, or whatever anyway.

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[maythespirits]

[ She nods slightly; if he doesn't want to believe her, there's not much she can do. ]

Can I have your name now?

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[saltsandburns]

[ Small smirk. ] I dunno, can I have a please? [ Because Dean is the best person to demand manners. ]

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[maythespirits]

[ She is so unimpressed by that. ] Please.