05 ☃ [accidental video derp]

[turquoice]

[It's a hard life being the tiniest captain.  No one gives you any respect.  Ever.  People treat you like a kid, just because you happen to look like an elementary student, when you're really a cranky old grandpa very mature srs soul reaper inside.

No one will listen to your arguments when you arrive at the candy store five minutes after closing

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[fivepetals]

Uhm...? Shiro-chan?

[ . . . ]

What are you doing?

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[turquoice]

[fffuuuuuuuu]

Huh?! [looks down, all around, oh god, recording... device ajfla;jfajf

he scrambles to pick it up] Nothing!

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[fivepetals]

It didn't look like nothing.

[ skeptical, so so skeptical. ]

. . .

You must really want some candy.

[ going to quickly cover her mouth with a hand to hide her giggling. ]

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[turquoice]

[STOP LAUGHING AT HIS PAIN] What kind of business closes at 3pm on Saturday?!

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[fivepetals]

[ SHE CAN'T HELP IT, REALLY. ]

Ah... maybe the workers needed a break? I'm sure they'll be open tomorrow.

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[turquoice]

... It can't wait.

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[fivepetals]

Really? Not even until tomorrow?

I didn't know you had such a sweet tooth!

[ moar giggling, not even trying to hide it now. ]

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[turquoice]

[oh my god this is the worst day of his...]

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[turquoice]

I have a suspect to interview!

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[fivepetals]

Oh, I see!

[ gonna be a total douche about this, bro. ]

So this suspect of yours is inside the candy store?

[ MOMO YOU ARE SO VERY CLEVER. ]

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[turquoice]

[fuck he can't back out of this now

ffffffffffffff]

Yes.

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[fivepetals]

[ gigglesnortahahaha. she can barely contain herself. ]

Would you like me to help you ... apprehend them?

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[turquoice]

No! [wait be cool. be cooool] I mean, I've got it under control.

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[fivepetals]

I'm sure you do!

[ hee! ]

When do you think you'll be back?

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[turquoice]

I'm on my way.