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[agi_skills]

[Junpei is lounging in a large, ugly green-and-pink chair. It's hard to tell if the mismatched patches are part of its... charm... or actual patches mending tears or holes or some other trauma. He's leaning back, sunken deep into the cushion with his knees apart, arms draping over the sides of the chair. If there were golden goblet in his hand,

Comments

video;

[brothercumface]

A -...a date?

[...this is too easy.]

W...with a complete stranger?

Re: video;

[agi_skills]

Nah, I'm not a complete stranger, I'm Junpei! Everyone knows me! [...as that annoying kid who gets on the forge and talks to everyone, all at once, like we're all best friends.]

So how about it? What's your dream date?

Re: video;

[brothercumface]

...I don't know you...

[She's tentative, but internally, Minatsuki's quietly thinking that she knows enough about him by now.]

[I know you sound like a fuckin' creep.]

U - um... I h - haven't got one...

Re: video;

[agi_skills]

Aw, there's nothing you'd like to do? Go out to dinner? Hang out at an arcade and play games? Dancing? Movies?

Maybe you're one of those go-to-the-park-and-ride-in-the-swan-shaped-boat-in-the-moonlight romantic kind of girls or something. That's cool, too.

It can be anything you like. If you win, we'll do whatever it is, my treat. And then you can get to know me.

[He smiles.]

[voice]

[wotchesyou]

How bloody brilliant of you.

[ Her tone seems to indicate otherwise! ]

Re: [voice] (lul, edited, because Junpei can't see through a voice post)

[agi_skills]

Thanks! I thought it was a great idea, myself.

Why not enter the contest? First prize is a date with me!

[voice]

[wotchesyou]

How do you feel about rapid application of depilatory charms?

(( OOC: It's a good thing you changed it. Junpei was about to be in a world of hurt. :D ))

Re: [voice]

[agi_skills]

Rapidapple-what? That sounds kinda kinky. I'd have to think about it, but, yeah, we could try that, maybe...

If you win!

Video

[takesthings]

Take a tip, dude. Any guy who starts out addressing the female gender is, in a word, creepy.

Re: Video

[agi_skills]

But I don't go out with dudes, so I'm just talking to the women out there.

What's your idea of a good date? If it's awesome, you just might win.

Video

[takesthings]

Okay. My idea of a good date is kicking a crapload of monster ass, ordering pizza, going back to mine and working off all my steam, preferably with handcuffs, eating the pizza naked, and then kicking my [ fingerbunnies ] "date" out and never seeing him again.

[voice]

[halcyonthird]

This is public. [Sounds like: Did you know this was public?]

Re: [voice]

[agi_skills]

[He turns it into an entirely different question.]

Yeah, it's open to anyone! Well, girls, anyway.

I bet you could come up with an interesting date, maybe we could swordfight or something. And I always thought you were cute and everything... Gimme your entry.

Besides [and you can practically hear his eyebrows wiggling], you came on really strong at Valentine's Day. [Lol, understatement.] I'm pretty sure you wouldn't mind winning a date with me...

[voice--->video]

[halcyonthird]

[Did you just say Gimme your entry. And CUTE, WHAT. Her throat clears and she switches to video.]

That was mist related insanity.

[LINE. FACE. FOREVER.]

This is inappropriate.

Re: [voice--->video]

[agi_skills]

Mist? Ehhh... that's like girls who act like they like you when they're drinking, but blame it on the alcohol later. The alcohol just lets out what was already in there in the first place.

Inappropriate? It's just an innocent date.

The inappropriate stuff would be after... [Now you can actually SEE the eyebrows.]

video;

[raisedtobe]

Piece of advice: desperation doesn't look good on anyone. Including you.