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[VIDEO]

Jun 26, 2011 00:10

[A camera flicks on with an image strait out of a porn film set. Huge bed, red silk drapes, table filled with sweet delights, candles - the works. A short man with slicked back hair steps into the frame from the side, having set the recording device up on a dresser or a tripod. He peers into the camera as if looking for something and a Twix ( Read more... )

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[video] threedoctorates June 26 2011, 06:26:28 UTC

Ah... no, actually. This is Anatole, not Hell.

[No, see, hell would be stuck in a place with absolutely no coffee or the copious amount of sugar that goes into it.]

[video] trickster_treat June 26 2011, 18:48:03 UTC

[A close up shot of the trickster's face peering at you]

Yeah, yeah sure.

Who the hell are you then?

[video] threedoctorates June 26 2011, 19:14:06 UTC

Supervisory Special Agent Dr. Spencer Reid of the FBI, assigned to the Behavioral Analysis Unit based out of Quantico, Virginia.

[Well, you asked.]

And you would be?

[video] trickster_treat June 26 2011, 19:25:25 UTC

I... am The Trickster.

[using, of course, the most dramatic, pompous, self-important tone you've ever heard - plus arm movements]

FBI, eh? How'd you end up down here?

[suspicious suspicious, who the hell spouts off titles like that... must be compensating for a small dick]

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text divinelyhushed June 26 2011, 07:07:08 UTC

who is luci ?

[voice] trickster_treat June 26 2011, 18:49:31 UTC

The most dick-ish asshole you could ever hope to meet. Or not meet. You never want to meet that guy.

text divinelyhushed June 27 2011, 00:11:14 UTC

...

but luci is a girl name . right ?

text trickster_treat June 27 2011, 00:35:35 UTC

This Luci is a boy because he likes being a dick. He'd be a total bitch if he was a girl.

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text impossibly June 26 2011, 10:45:14 UTC

close but no cigar

[voice] trickster_treat June 26 2011, 18:52:12 UTC

Cigars, like hell, are bad for your health. You're probably a demon anyways.

[voice] impossibly June 27 2011, 02:37:24 UTC

Only metaphorically.

[voice] trickster_treat June 27 2011, 02:40:31 UTC

Riiiiight. So who are you, sweetums?

stakesthings June 27 2011, 04:30:43 UTC

Good to know someone besides me is on board with the Hell thing.

[voice] trickster_treat June 27 2011, 12:12:34 UTC

You're the first smart one I've met down here. This isn't Earth and it certainly isn't heaven, so what else is there?

[voice] stakesthings June 27 2011, 21:07:28 UTC

That's pretty much my read on the situation. But no one else agrees with me.

There does seem to be some kind of weird interdimensional thing happening here, though.

[voice] trickster_treat June 27 2011, 21:31:04 UTC

Morons. All of them.

Hell dimensions are like that. I've been noticing a lot of non-human-y types down here. They don't ping as demonic though.

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