5th Gear. I am intoxicated. Right NOW. [Video]

[naniteknight]

[Someone looks like he's been drinking. Or smoking...something... Sitting in a chair alongside a desk in his room, he gazes blearily into his Forge's camera.Heeeeey guys? I'm not feelin' so good right now an' uh... I dunno. Mebbe I ate somethin' bad or...somethin'. 'Cause it's like things're way fuzzy right now an' sometimes the room kinda...

Comments

[Video]

[naniteknight]

[A couple minutes later, there's a response -- a pained groan. One hand comes up over the edge of the desk, feeling around for the Forge. HE KNOWS IT'S UP THERE SOMEWHERE DAMMIT.]

N...No! I...totally...meant to do that. Kinda. Sorta.

[Video]

[naniteknight]

But I jus' got up! ...again.

I mean I got up from bed...before. Yeah. Not like...off the floor, like I did just now.

Ha, wait. ...'m still on the floor.

[He peers over the desk edge at the Forge. HI RUKIA.]

[onequarter]

. . .

[ Wow. ]

Hello?

[Video]

[naniteknight]

Hiiiii...

You didn't see anything, 'kay?

[If he looked somewhat on the drunk side before, he looks completely smashed now. ...though getting punched in the face tends to have that affect. It's a wonder he can see straight at all. He can't even do more than peer over the edge of the desk at the Forge.]

[Video]

[onequarter]

I thought perhaps you weren't going to get back up.

[Video]

[naniteknight]

I'm tough, 'm fine.

[...]

Okay, I'd be more fine if the room stopped movin'. An' gettin' fuzzy. Hngh.

[ Voice ] PFFFFFFFFFF best fail ever :D

[cursedtobe]

...Rex?

[ Voice ] XDDD

[naniteknight]

[Oh man. Freya saw this, too? Okay, just. Be cool. You can play this down, Rex. You totally can.]

[He barely manages to stand and attempts to sort of...lean casually on the chair with one hand. He's wobbling pretty bad, though.]

Heeeey...um... You totally did not see...that thing. With my hand right there.

I'm fine. ...'m good.

[...]

How're you?

[ Voice ] So Smooth, Rex XD

[cursedtobe]

[ She still sounds a bit concerned. That wobbling is not good. ]

Are you sure?

[ A slight pause at the question. ] I'm fine. My friend Merlin is going to make a lake for the ducklings. [ She's pleased by this. ]

[Video] As Bobo would say... "Smooth. LIKE SANDPAPER."

[naniteknight]

Yes!

... ...no? No, wait. Yeah... Just lemme sit down. Again.

[So fuzzy in the head right now. He tries to sit back down in the chair and nearly misses. Fortunately, he catches the edge of the desk and hauls himself back up.]

Oh yeah? Where's th' lake gonna go?

1/2 | Video

[poweroflegend]

[He was observing the initial broadcast. His eyes widen in horror when the Smackhand comes out. This was the same weapon that shattered Hellcat bone! Rex didn't mean to----

By God, no--- Rex? What are you doing?! Are you mad?! Put that down this inst---!

[BOOOOOOOOOOONG]

2/2 | Video

[poweroflegend]

[He checks back at five minute intervals. Finally, when Rex has reached a measure of consciousness:]

...welcome back. You slept well?

Video

[naniteknight]

[Rex peers at the Forge, vaguely realizing he just made himself look like a moron in front of Trevor. D'OH.]

Noooo, not really.

Rukia said it was a floor nap. But I don't think I like the floor. Also naps are, like...supposed to be longer.

Video

[poweroflegend]

[Trev has a hand on his forehead as if HE'S the one who got smacked. Jesus, that had to hurt.]

With a blow like that? I'd be glad that nap wasn't forever.

You're made of even sterner stuff than I imagined, lad.

[Yes, he means the blow not any presumptions of guzzling alcohol. He saw you not drinking all throughout the party.]

Video

[naniteknight]

Yeah I can take it like I dish it out... Pain kinda sucks, but s'okay. I'll live!

Um, thanks for checkin', though? You're a good guy. I like you, man.