01. [Voice --> Video]
So, okay. Try to imagine what I'm thinking... right now.
[And here you have Buffy's face. She is looking quite lineface at the moment... not to mention rather roughed up. And she's leaning on the headboard of her community-assigned bed, and she's not amused.]
Did you get that? That was me thinking about all the things I didn't intend to do today. Like, show up in some spiffied up other dimension which, given the circumstances, is probably some really boring variation on Hell.
Sure, it's one of the less icky Hell variations I've seen or heard of. The fashion here? Just kind of bordering that line between stylishly retro and socially awkward, so I guess I don't completely disapprove. But cute shoes or not, there are like a thousand places I'd rather be than some Hell dimension. They're always... turning up at the wrong time, like... right when you're about to embark on a strange and unfamiliar journey called trying to have a normalish day.
All I wanted to do was get to the nearest town, maybe have a bath and some stitches, but no. The Hellmouth is getting bitey again. Behold my unhappy.
[She wipes a little blood from her cheek, takes a long breath.]
Call it the luck of me.
Who else came with me on this magical rainbow journey, anyway? Willow? Xander?
...Dawn?
[And here you have Buffy's face. She is looking quite lineface at the moment... not to mention rather roughed up. And she's leaning on the headboard of her community-assigned bed, and she's not amused.]
Did you get that? That was me thinking about all the things I didn't intend to do today. Like, show up in some spiffied up other dimension which, given the circumstances, is probably some really boring variation on Hell.
Sure, it's one of the less icky Hell variations I've seen or heard of. The fashion here? Just kind of bordering that line between stylishly retro and socially awkward, so I guess I don't completely disapprove. But cute shoes or not, there are like a thousand places I'd rather be than some Hell dimension. They're always... turning up at the wrong time, like... right when you're about to embark on a strange and unfamiliar journey called trying to have a normalish day.
All I wanted to do was get to the nearest town, maybe have a bath and some stitches, but no. The Hellmouth is getting bitey again. Behold my unhappy.
[She wipes a little blood from her cheek, takes a long breath.]
Call it the luck of me.
Who else came with me on this magical rainbow journey, anyway? Willow? Xander?
...Dawn?