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supercilious in scorched

April Foolscast.... commercial?

Apr 02, 2011 12:49

Hello ladies.

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yetsleeping April 2 2011, 01:53:45 UTC

I never thought you smelled all that notably. I mean, aside from clean.

...I thought you didn't like magic.

supercilious April 2 2011, 02:50:56 UTC

What is going on here!?

yetsleeping April 2 2011, 03:49:25 UTC

I don't know! It's making me marry Elena! And do you normally smell like aged spices? I never noticed anything like that, I mean I would have thought I would, if--

I don't know!

supercilious April 2 2011, 23:17:18 UTC

I certainly don't. Do you mean to say that whatever is screening pictures of me... on a, er, horse, is responsible for your recent... for the broadcast you were just... er...

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[ Video ] newly_knighted April 2 2011, 01:55:22 UTC

...Are you implying men are supposed to smell like a spice rack, Vice Commander?

[ Video ] supercilious April 2 2011, 02:55:16 UTC

I'm not implying anything of the sort.

[ Video ] newly_knighted April 2 2011, 03:06:37 UTC

But I am fairly certain that you just said...

[ Video ] supercilious April 2 2011, 03:17:59 UTC

Nothing! You saw... nothing!

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i_love_squats April 2 2011, 01:58:16 UTC

...[Snorts. Zack's a little lost, but he still can't help but snicker.]

How does old spices make you smell better? Or get you on a horse?

supercilious April 2 2011, 03:02:37 UTC

I'm perfectly capable of getting on a horse without any perfume.

i_love_squats April 2 2011, 03:58:23 UTC

Are you sure about that? Because that whole thing seemed to tell a different story.

supercilious April 3 2011, 00:30:47 UTC

I don't know what you're talking about. That certainly isn't me.

pratservant April 2 2011, 02:01:03 UTC

[...Where does he even begin.]

One too many hits to the head? Or have you just been at the tavern all day?

supercilious April 2 2011, 03:04:01 UTC

None of the above.

pratservant April 2 2011, 03:44:23 UTC

Well thank heaven for that! I thought you were about to order me to go fetch some herbs for your bathwater. And while we're on the subject, why are you talking about washing ladies' bodies? That's disgusting! I bet you don't even know some of these girls.

I have to say, I'm disappointed in you.

supercilious April 2 2011, 06:40:17 UTC

[ splutters a moment ]

How dare you imply that I would- That was not me!

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girl_unlocking April 2 2011, 02:02:35 UTC

Why would an oyster have tickets in it?

supercilious April 2 2011, 03:04:41 UTC

How on earth would I know!?

[voice] girl_unlocking April 2 2011, 03:09:39 UTC

You're the one that said it! And they don't even make diamonds, that's coal.

Unless it's magic, but that's not the poi---

---what's with the chest, anyway?