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[nomoreleftshoe]

[There's a long, long beat of silence before a half-slurred:] Uh. [Sigh. He's wondering why he downed a whole bottle of whiskey, especially since he's pretty sure he just wandered off to some amusement park of some kind.]

So. This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I have no clue where I am.

[Another pause.] There a, uh, bus stop nearby?

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[oopsiatehim]

Yeah, might want to give up on the bus stop trolling, seeing as this place doesn't have buses.

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[oopsiatehim]

Nnnnooooo, but we did have happy carnivorous beasts!

[Or demons.]

[Which is to say, her.]

[But hey, why get specific?]